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Tom Wilson: Stanley Cup champion and Greek God of Abs?

Tom Wilson went on a European vacation with his friends to Greece.

The Capitals’ first-line right wing has a picture with his abs — I mean, friends — to prove it.

Let’s go to the Instagram comments to see what Tom’s fans found most notable about this photo. I’m guessing it’s the beach or the picturesque mountains in the background.

  • Dang… save some abs for the rest of us…
  • u r so beautiful
  • I aspire to be this tan
  • this should be illegal
  • holy f
  • 🤤
  • Gosh, Tom Wilson is the sexiest man on earth.
  • I got pregnant looking at this

I was sorely mistaken. It was this.

I look forward to Tom’s next social outing in Greece in a few years, which he’ll call: My Big Tan Shirtless Skinny Greek Wedding.

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