I know, I know, I know. You’ve already blown your entire last paycheck on Capitals Stanley Cup gear.
Well the NHL’s official retailer is not making this any easier. Over the weekend, Fanatics updated its store with Stanley Cup player bobbleheads. For instance, you can buy bobbleheads of the Capitals’ three Russians holding the Stanley Cup and oh no I already submitted my credit card information. These bobbleheads are so #onbrand for my basement.
Here’s the Ovi Stanley Cup bobblehead. Buy here.
Here’s the Kuzy Stanley Cup bobblehead. Buy here.
And here’s the Orly Stanley Cup bobblehead. Buy here.
Each of the Caps’ Russians played a significant role in the team winning the Stanley Cup. Alex Ovechkin led the team in postseason goals (15), Evgeny Kuznetsov led the team in points (32), and Dmitry Orlov was on the team’s first pairing on defense.
Fanatics produced a bobblehead of Alex Ovechkin with that other piece of hardware he didn’t really care about, the Conn Smythe Trophy.
Buy here. Though they should update his face and have him giving the Russian smile 😐.
Not into the Caps Russians? Fanatics also made Stanley Cup bobbleheads of former Caps roomies Tom Wilson and Andre Burakovsky.
Here’s Tom. Buy here.
And here’s Dre. Buy here. (They just grabbed Burra’s bio picture because they do not have an example of the Bobble Dre posted yet.)
The other players available include TJ Oshie, Braden Holtby, Nicklas Backstrom, John Carlson, Brooks Orpik, and Philipp Grubauer.
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