The Washington Capitals and Arizona Coyotes battled to the death in a hockey war that not one human has ever seen prior. Sike, this game was real boring and the sleeping pets everyone sent in on Twitter were the only things keeping me awake.
First period? Just skip it. Nobody did anything. TJ Oshie, definitely spurred on by the cat pics, opened the scoring six minutes into the second.
Christian Dvorak tied things up on a power play. Evgeny Kuznetsov broke that tie minutes later. Fischer re-tied it very late.
Keller finished it in overtime.
Coyotes beat Caps 3-2.
The word Gila spelled backwards is alig
— 🎄em (5-9)🎄 (@e_munson) December 23, 2017
a group of gila monsters is called a lounge lol
— Alex Ervin (@AlexErvin928) December 23, 2017
Did you know:
Gila monsters spend nearly all of their time in burrows underground, either ones they have dug themselves or more likely, those stolen from other animals.
— Todd Corbin (@ToddCorbin2) December 23, 2017
This one time I saw a Gila monster on a field trip #GilaMonsterFacts
— Muzzah (@MuzzMuzzington) December 23, 2017
a cobra once bit a Gila monsters leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died
— Bernie (@tbdtbh) December 23, 2017
The Gila monster is one of only two venomous lizards in the world
— Sean O'Leary (@soleary053) December 23, 2017
There is a drug for the management of Type 2 diabetes based on a protein from Gila monster saliva
— JGH64 (@JennGH_CapsFan) December 23, 2017
There were a grand total of seven shots in that period. You're probably falling asleep, which means your pets are asleep. Please send us pics of your sleeping animals.
— RMNB (@russianmachine) December 23, 2017
I could see fairing deploy from the ground. Amazing. pic.twitter.com/YTNdIGI2I5
— tiny baby fingers (@kevins_fingers) December 23, 2017
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) December 23, 2017
Joe B suit of the night
See you tomorrow for Nate Schmidt and company.
Headline photo: NatGeo
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