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Breaking: The Capitals like stuffing

Thanksgiving is the time to be thankful for everything in your life. But it is also the time for wonderful food. Not much can beat the classic Thanksgiving dinner that makes you to lay on the couch for hours after in a turkey coma.

It’s hard to hate Thanksgiving, but the big debate every year is what the best part of the dinner is. We now know that the Capitals just really love stuffing.

Let’s break this down.

  • John Carlson – hates turkey, likes stuffing and cranberry sauce
  • Chandler Stephenson – likes stuffing
  • Alex Chiasson – likes stuffing
  • Brooks Orpik – likes stuffing, used to like the canned jellied cranberry
  • TJ Oshie – likes sweet potatoes
  • Jay Beagle – likes turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes and everything else
  • Taylor Chorney – likes turkey drenched in gravy and mashed potatoes

Good choices, guys.

If you picked up your Ice Resurfacer Gravy Boat yesterday, enjoy smothering your turkey and stuffing and potatoes and everything else in gravy.

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