Brent Burns is one of the biggest characters in the NHL. He is often mistaken for Chewbacca. During a recent trip to Disney World, the Sharks defenseman was asked to sign autographs after kids thought he was a pirate.
Now, because Jack Links Canada loves us, the beef jerky company has paired Burns, a huge furry beast, with an even furrier beast, Sasquatch, to make some commercial magic.
In the first video, Burns takes on Sasquatch and tries to tap him out with a rear naked choke. As Burnzie said, surprise attacks are mega-important and he sure got Sasquatch to fall for it.
In the second installment, Burns “maximizes his beard strength” by lifting Sasquatch with his sweet-chin curtain.
The entire video sequence contains very special work outs to help you with a few important life goals:
- Increased strongness
- More friends in life
- Tiger-like reflexes
- Super defense
- An all-around happy tummy
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