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Caps at Oilers pregame: Dr. Frankenstein’s roster

The Caps’ swing through western Canada continues tonight in Edmonton. For just the fourth time, Washington will get a closeup look at Connor McDavid, who has scored one goal and four assists in his previous three meetings with the Caps.

For their part, the Caps roster is still a mostly improvised thing, stitched together out of hall-of-famers, also-rans, AHLers, and fellows who might be just a few hours removed from intense diarrhea.

Puck drop is a little after 10 PM. Chris from the Comments will be recapping, so it’ll surely be hundo.

Record 3-5-1 4-5-1
Shot Attempt % 55.7% 49.2%
PDO 97.6 100.9
Power Play 13.8% 22.9%
Penalty Kill 70.3% 73.3%

Projected Lines

Our pets heads are falling off. From ya girl Izzy in Edmonton.

Vrana – Backstrom – Oshie
Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – DSP
Stephenson – Eller – Wilson
Peluso – Beagle – Chiasson

Djoos – Carlson
Orpik – Bowey
Orlov – Chorney

Holtby

Stranger Things?

We are a spoiler free zone until, I dunno, Tuesday-ish. Here is that banging intro theme though.

For the record, I enjoyed the heck out of season one, but the ending pulled its punches, and that undercut the whole series for me. Sean T. Collins had a scathing take on how Stranger Things commits cultural theft without sharing the gravitas of its sources. I think he’s right, but I hope season two will have a little more heft to it.

Onward, binge!

Storylines

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