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Caps vs Penguins pregame: Do we really have to?

The Capitals are back home and matching up against the five time, five time, five time, five time, five time Stanley Cup champion Pittsburgh Penguins for the first time ever, because none of those other times ever actually happened. Vomits.

I just want to pretend like games against this team clad in ugly mustard yellow don’t even exist.

Game is at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. Mr. Holden has your recap tonight, your Twitter feeds shall be aflame.

Record 1-1-1 2-0-1
Shot Attempt % 45.4% 45.7%
PDO 94.9 109.8
Power Play 16.7% 33.3%
Penalty Kill 93.3% 92.8%

Projected Lines

Izzy from WaPo has your lines. Christian Djoos set to get his NHL debut in place of Taylor Chorney. Tyler Graovac comes back in for Nathan Walker. Braden Holtby is in net.

Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – Vrana
Burakovsky – Backstrom – Oshie
Connolly – Eller – Chiasson
Graovac – Beagle – DSP

Orlov – Niskanen
Orpik – Carlson
Djoos – Ness

Holtby

Happy Birthday Me

I turned 22 today. Now everyone get in line and individually rationalize my need for attention.

Storylines

It’s a great day for these

Direct link to all you will ever need Deadguins related.

Photo: Rob Carr

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