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Caps Slapshot dressed up as ‘It.’ He looked terrifying.

Caps Slapshot is a fun, good-natured mascot, who makes all of us smile. But Friday night at Capital One Arena, Slapshot took a dark turn.

During a stoppage in play before a face-off, in-arena cameras found the mascot propped up along the corner boards AND OH MY GOD GUYS THAT’S NOT A FUN-LOVING CLOWN.

RUN. RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

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Naturally, the internet had jokes.

Here’s the trailer of the Stephen King adaptation.

Let us hope our normal, kind, and totally-not-terrifying mascot returns Saturday night for the Capitals next home game.

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