Forty-five-year-old phenom Jaromir Jagr is still an unsigned free agent looking for a gig. Our own Elyse Bailey has a suggestion for Jagr’s next contract that might leave you queasy. I spoke with Elyse about the #jagr2dc hashtag and what it’s like when you no longer can tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.
And thanks to Young Rising Sons for the theme song.
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