At the Baltimore Orioles game on Saturday, June 3, the Boston Red Sox and their fans will commit an atrocity the likes of which have never ever been seen before in professional sports.

They’re calling it the Red Sox in Baltimore Party, which sounds nice, but actually it’s a monster. Tickets are $134. Here’s how they describe it:

Join the sea of Red Sox fans taking over Camden Yards on Saturday, June 3rd! All Red Sox Nation fans will sit together to cheer on the Sox as they battle the Orioles.

It’s a fan takeover. Nothing too vile about that, but with the package comes a free t-shirt! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

The Sox have taken the Maryland flag, unanimous pick for the world’s best state flag, and made it the background of the B logo, which I think stands for bloargghhvomit, which is the sound I made when I saw this shirt.

Is there nothing sacred left in this cynical post-modern world?

Our #natriolesmagictude shirt is still available by the way.

(via Charm City Wire)