Did you recently turn 16-years-old and your birthday wish was to get a signed puck from TJ Oshie? Well, if it was, I have some great news.
On Friday, the Capitals tweeted out a photo of a discarded poster that was left at Kettler before the last regular-season game of the season. The poster read, “Hey Oshie! It’s my Sweet 16! If would b sweet if I could get a pic & puck!!”
— Washington Capitals (@Capitals) April 14, 2017
Oshie signed both the puck and the poster as a birthday present. Stop it.
If this was your poster, you should probably maybe sorta get in contact with the Capitals ASAP to retrieve your new collectibles before someone else tries to be a big jerkface and try to snag it themselves.
That reminds me. Did you guys know that earlier this week it was my 16th birthday?
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