For the Capitals fan who loves bragging about regular-season success, I have some great news.

Fanatics, the NHL’s official retailer, just released three new t-shirt designs and a hat celebrating the Capitals’ second consecutive Presidents’ Trophy and Metropolitan Division Championship.

I know you just have to have these.

Presidents’ Trophy shirts

The Presidents’ Trophy means your team is inarguably the best and now you can tell all your friends that message with this shirt. Despite the Capitals’ Presidents’ Trophy shirt not selling out last season, the team is back with a new design, celebrating its second consecutive regular-season championship.

Via Fanatics:

Your Washington Capitals are hit the ice ready to make a run for the cup this season! Show off your dedication to the rock star team you love to support in this 2017 Presidents’ Trophy shirt from Reebok. This awesome top features invigorating graphics that are exactly like those worn by your favorite Washington Capitals players after their latest victory.

Totally “invigorating.”

Buy it here

Metro Division champs shirt #1

The Caps are back on top of the Metro. After a hard fought battle with the Penguins and Blue Jackets, this shirt has slightly more meaning than the Caps previous Southeast Division championship shirts, but not much.

Via Fanatics:

Celebrate the Washington Capitals and their big victory in this 2017 NHL Metropolitan Division Champions Face Off T-Shirt! Your team fought hard for this awesome win, so make sure you show your support in a shirt that can keep up with your fighting spirit. This bold piece features crisp Washington Capitals graphics that commemorate their division title!

Yes, it will definitely keep up with my “fighting spirit.”

Buy it here

Metro Division champs shirt #2

Yes, of course there is a second design, because how could one Division Champions shirt be enough?

Buy it here

Metro champs hat

And of course you can’t wear these shirts without a proper regular-season championship lid.

Buy it here

You really should buy all these pieces of memorabilia.

And then burn them in a metal trash can behind your house.