Last Saturday, fashionista Braden Holtby arrived at Verizon Center. He was wearing a fancy hat.
The fashion trend continued at practice on Tuesday. According to readers Steph and Alyssa, Holtby emerged from Kettler Capitals Iceplex wearing a giant, tan, wide-brimmed, fedora-like hat. They even gave us the photos to prove it.
Look at this perfect human.
Photos: Stephanie Daly
This hat is the most amazing thing to come through the doors of Kettler since Giant Bobble Ovi.
So my question for you is this: Who wore this hat best? Braden Holtby, Smokey Bear, Pharrell, or the Arby’s logo?
Please tell me in the comments — right after you enjoy this creepy video from Smokey.
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