Ryan White scored for the Philadelphia Flyers. Or, at least, that’s what THEY WANT you to think.
We’ve seen the documents, we’ve reviewed the tape, and we’ve performed analysis on the chemtrails, and it turns out that everything you think you know is a LIE.
It’s a conspiracy against the Caps.
Aha! Turns out the puck went off the skate Taylor Chorney. The mainstream media don’t even want you to know his name! But we at RMNB know the truth. (It’s Taylor.)
And he scored an own goal.
Everything is terrible. It’s a conspiracy.
