Photo: Chris Gordon
Appreciation is the theme of the day. We know now that the Caps are in the midst of a historically bright season, but the ominous shadow of the postseason lurks in the distance. Some folks bask in the brightness; others obsess on the oncoming storm. But what kind of sad sack can’t appreciate a sunny day just because it might rain 45 days from now?
(Apologies for the hackneyed rhetorical question. The answer is professional sports pundits, obviously.)
Here at RMNB and other enlightened corners of the Caps internet, we know better. Today is a lovely February day. The Caps are gonna whip the Coyotes later. Let’s all watch it together and smile because this is some wild stuff we’re seeing right now.
Join us, won’t you, on CSN at 7 PM?
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Some shake-up in the bottom six. Lines courtesy of Katie:
Ovechkin – Kuznetsov – Williams
Burakovsky – Backstrom – Oshie
Chimera – Richards – Wilson
Laich – Latta – Galiev
Schmidt – Carlson
Alzner – Niskanen
Orpik – Orlov
I watched Chef this weekend (highly recommended! Netflix!) and now I have strong opinions. There can be no debate on the following.
Please post your dissenting comments on someone else’s website. Here you should just say “Peter is right” and move on with your miserable day, you primitive screwheads.
Meanwhile, at the top of the league, things are going from silly to sillier. pic.twitter.com/szKiHBHJtS
— Micah Blake McCurdy (@IneffectiveMath) February 21, 2016
From TMBG’s 2007 album The Else. TMBG is the most existentialist rock band, Y/N?
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