TJ Oshie and Justin Williams Can Help Replace Departed Penalty Killers
Photo: Amanda Bowen The Caps lost a few really important penalty killers this offseason, meaning Barry Trotz will have to entrust different…
We Are Sad to Inform Andre Burakovsky He Will Not Be Starting In Goal Opening Night
Photo: Katie Brown On Sunday, RMNB's Chris Gordon asked 20-year-old center Andre Burakovsky why he moved out of Tom Wilson and Michael…
Cap-strapped Blackhawks Pay Brent Seabrook Infinity Dollars for Infinity Years: Why?!
Photo: David E. Klutho On Saturday, the Chicago Blackhawks announced to the world that they are completely bonkers re-signed defenseman Brent Seabrook to an…
Andre Burakovsky Moves Out of Tom Wilson and Michael Latta’s Apartment
In July 2013, Andre Burakovsky, an 18-year-old Swede drafted earlier that year, joined the Capitals for the first time during the team’s…
Always Smiling Nate Schmidt Makes Tiny Caps Fan Smile at Practice Sunday
On Sunday, longtime RMNB reader/commenter Owen Johnson went to Caps practice and defenseman Nate Schmidt did something super cool for Owen's nephew. I'll…
Alex Ovechkin and Mike Tyson Pose for Photo, Engage in Loving Embrace
Bill Simmons coined the term the "Tyson Zone," which describes state of someone being so outrageous that nothing they do is surprising.…
Capitals Attend Ohio Funeral of Andi Lambert, Wife of Assistant Coach Lane Lambert
Photo credit: Alex Brandon The day before training camp opened, Andi Lambert, the wife of Washington assistant coach Lane Lambert, died at…
Bet: Can TJ Oshie Score 30 Goals?
Illustration by Rob Ullman. You can buy a print from Ullman's store. Early in Monday's preseason game, CSN analyst Craig Laughlin dropped…
Questions for 2015-16: Is the Penalty Kill in Trouble?
Jay Beagle may be asked to kill more penalties in 2015-16. This photo has nothing to do with that. The Washington Capitals aren't…
TJ Oshie’s Two Goals Last Night Were Beautiful (GIF)
TJ Oshie was pretty darn good Thursday against Montreal. He scored his first goal as a Capital in the first period, then…
Alex Semin Spent an Entire Shift Skating Around With TJ Oshie’s Stick Stuck to his Jersey (Video)
The weirdest things always happen to former Capital Alex Semin. In the past, we've seen Semin injure himself with his own gold…
Alex Ovechkin Scores First Preseason Goal, TJ Oshie Wins Game In Shootout (GIF)
The Washington Capitals traveled to Montreal tonight to play their third preseason game of the year. It wasn't on local TV, but…
Questions for 2015-16: Can Nick Backstrom Get and Stay Healthy?
Though he's undoubtedly the Capitals' best player who is not also a namesake for this website, Nick Backstrom has a worrying pattern of injuries. He…
TJ Oshie Explains The Last Time He Was Nervous
Photo: Amanda Bowen Wednesday, new Caps acquisition TJ Oshie did an interview on DC101's Elliot In The Morning to plug Washington's home…
Matt Hendricks: Still Paralyzin’ (GIF)
So here's something from last night's preseason game between the Edmonton Oilers and the Winnipeg Jets that you need to see.
‘Please Like My Sport!’ Why The Hell Should We?
The developments out of Chicago and Buffalo in the last ten days have been nauseating. The NHL, by its inaction to fight the…
Questions for 2015-16: How Will the Power Play Look Without Mike Green?
Mike Green was the Caps' make-it-happen guy on the power play, but in 2014-15 he scored just one goal while a man up.…
Tom Wilson and Nicklas Backstrom Go to Ed Sheeran Concert at Verizon Center
Photo: @peteglowdc Tuesday night, a third of the Caps roster traveled up to Boston for the team's second preseason game in consecutive…
Pope Francis Has Arrived in DC And He Looks Sick Unbelievable
This photo is 100% fake but imagine if it wasn't? (Photoshop by me) You guys, Pope Francis just arrived at Joint Base…
Questions for 2015-16: Can Dmitry Orlov Come Back?
Orlov in 2011 (Photo: Kyle Mace) When the Caps finally and truly return on October 8, it will have been 543 days since Dmitry…
