Photo: @nastyashubskaya
We have entered the part of summer where with Caps news everything is nothing, and nothing is everything. Today, I bring you this shadow-y photo from Nastya Shubskaya’s Instagram, where we find Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin with his girlfriend Nastya on a boat. Now let’s spit some rhymes.
Ovi’s on a boat, mothertrucker, take a look at him.
Straight floatin’ on a boat, witch, he ain’t here to swim.
Busting eight knots, Russian machine don’t want to gloat.
That’s a three-time MVP wit his girl on a boat.
Everybody gatherin’ on the sand, tryin’ to see
That majestic hockey beard flutter in the breeze
Rockin’ that farmers’ tan, Russian machine about to decree,
Let’s go out to the fudgin’ mast, yellin’ mothertruckin’ wheeeee!
[Takes a bow. Let’s himself out.]
For those who are wondering what Ovi’s been up to this summer, here’s a quick summary.
A photo posted by Nastya Shubskaya (@nastyashubskaya) on
A photo posted by Nastya Shubskaya (@nastyashubskaya) on
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