Prepare yourselves. It is time.
We haven’t thrown a real party since last March–when the Oates!Caps won in San Jose. That was way too long ago. We gotta do it again.
Come party with us at RFD on Saturday, March 21st!
Who: You, assuming you’re over 21 years old, also us and like 200 others
What: #RMNBPartyGr8 to watch the Capitals at the Jets
Where: RFD, 810 7th St NW, Washington, DC 20001
When: Saturday, March 21, 2015 6:00 PM until whenever
Why: Because
and also
and maybe
We’ll grab a bite, watch the game, drink one or two of RFD’s wide selection of adult beverages, and watch the Caps crash the Jets.
Here are five things you need to know about RMNB parties:
- Everyone is welcome. It’s 21 and up, but if you can spill, you can chill. Even if we disagree about Orpik’s contract, sleeping with a shirt on, or Qdoba, you will greeted warmly at #RMNBPartyGr8.
- The Capitals have never lost a game on the road while we watch from RFD in the month of March. Even the Oates!Caps got a shootout win. #thebank
- Singles will mingle. RMNB parties have spawned actual couples who are in actual love. Maybe you’ll make a love connection. Maybe you’ll just meet someone cool and talk about Fugazi and Attack on Titan and Chris Simon. That’d be fine too. No pressure.
- Free hugs from Ian, so feel free to hug him. On the other hands, my hugs carry a heavy price. Think hard before you ask for one.
- RFD is located a short walk from the Gallery Place Metro stop. Super convenient if you need to make a quick exit if you’re mortified after being denied a hug from me.
You can stop at Chipotle on the way!
RSVP on the Facebook invite unless you hate Facebook in which case we’re not gonna judge you or anything.
Puck drops at 7 PM, but we’ll be hanging out from 6 PM on. Please come. It’ll be sad if we’re all alone in there.
You are invited.
