Hahahahaha. Just kidding. Let me introduce you to the honorable John A. Macdonald, Wilfrid Laurier, William Lyon MacKenzie King, and Robert Borden.
The anteater summons the Beagle (Photo: Andre Ringuette) The clash of the capitals cities got off to a slow start. Twenty minutes in…
Alex Ovechkin nearly tore the roof off Nationwide Arena on All-Star Weekend by using his hockey stick as a baseball bat. He failed to…
I often marvel at Alex Ovechkin's steely strength. In Ottawa tonight we got another example of his nigh-invulnerability. After checking Erik Karlsson from behind and…
Caps defenseman Mike Green is fine after a scary hit by Ottawa's Chris Phillips in the first period. Green was skating from…
Bobby Ryan, Erik Karlsson, and some other guys! The Ottawa Senators are competing hard for the team-I-care-about-least award, pulling way ahead of…
Photo: Kyle Mace/Chocolate Hockey Caps prospect Stan Galiev has put the work in this season and has become a great story. After initially…
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