Today is Mitch Korn‘s 57th birthday (and Braden Holtby’s 25th). In honor of the occasion, here is a photo from The Goalie Guild of Korn eating corn.
Now I’ll do you one better.
Via The Washington Post’s Alex Prewitt, here’s Korn in a corn t-shirt (given to him by one of his teeny tiny Korn campers).
And finally, because hey, why not? Here’s Korn photoshopped into a corn Halloween costume.
— RMNB (@russianmachine) September 16, 2014
I don’t know what’s wrong with me right now.
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