After months of nothing, the NHL has begun announcing news surrounding the 2015 Winter Classic, which will be held in our own backyard of Washington DC! This is why I must point you to the NHL.com website, which has tons of stories promoting the event and hey… why does Toews look like that?
I think we’re going to need to get our fancy schmancy graphic editing software program, vector some raster things, and enhance that bad boy.
Enhance sector 1D-J5.
That’s the stuff right there.
Yes, thank you NHL.com intern for picking literally the worst possible photo you could find of Chicago Blackhawks captain Jonathan Toews. Nothing gets me amped for the NHL’s biggest game of the year like Tazer looking like someone just sat on his birthday cake.
All the props go to Jess, who pointed this out on Twitter.
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