Every year during the second Tuesday of September, I do the same exact thing. I completely forget the new NHL video game from EA Sports came out, then I frantically go to the Frederick Best Buy right before it closes and purchase it. I then play it until 2 or 3am and then have the worst insomnia ever because I’m so amped and just want to get up out of bed and play it again until work starts.
So here’s where you come in. Please leave in the comments your thoughts on this year’s game. Should I buy it? Should I not? Are those selfies as sexist as Wysh says they are? Are Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom’s hugs as sensual as they seemed in that one GIF I made last week? What ignorant things does Ray Ferraro say about the Russian machine?
— MARGE #ALLCAPS (@Margefro87) September 4, 2014
Is Evgeny Kuznetsov really only two attribute points higher than freaking Jay Beagle?
I have so many questions. Please let me know.
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