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Enhancing Tom Wilson’s Junior Midget All-Star Game Photo Reveals Poofy Hair, Adorableness

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The caption from Wilson: Minor Midget GTHL All-Star Game #babyface #TeamWendel

On Monday morning, Washington Capitals forward and my personal video game daddy Tom Wilson posted a throwback team photo on Instagram from the Minor Midget GTHL All-Star game, in which he was a participant. Because it’s minor midget hockey, that’d make Wilson around 15 years old in this pic.

Now honestly, it’s a great photo and all, but from far away, it’s kind of meh. So lemme just fire up my enhancing software and zoom-in to quadrant Delta 7-G double-niner 3,000.

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Here we go! Much better.

Now that’s some quality hair. Back in the late 00’s, you gotta have that kind of poof to get a prom date. Also quality: those eyebrows.

What a beauty.

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