It’s Christmas day, and from what I can tell you guys are buried in hockey- and Caps-flavored swag. I hit up the internet to solicit pics of your holiday haul, and you guys totally flooded us. Seems like a whole bunch of you gave or received RMNB shirts, for which we are very grateful. Personally, I got a Caps-branded bottle opener from my sister.
I’m just gonna share the whole thing below so you can peruse all the cool gifts going around. There’s a ton of neat stuff. Enjoy!
https://twitter.com/ChrisAltice/status/415638652514213889
Hardcore.
Fiancé got me a holtbeast t-shirt . Best Christmas gift ever! @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/YULc2QHAbY
— Seth petry (@petry_87) December 25, 2013
The first of many RMNB shirts!
Best. wife. ever. #Caps #seeUinMarch @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/wFUlTPj6Wr
— A.P.B. (@AlcoaF5) December 25, 2013
Enjoy!
@russianmachine my uncle got me this. surprisingly comfy, yanno, minus the burning sensation pic.twitter.com/R45wBIxcig
— hockey szn da’rrell 🐛 (@_derna) December 25, 2013
Do not approve the shirt, do approve the caption.
https://twitter.com/jackglanville84/status/415714652853501952
@russianmachine signed game puck from @JohnCarlson74! pic.twitter.com/XOtkdsE95K
— slurms mckenzie (@Luciferrari420) December 25, 2013
@russianmachine I got my brother this hat, signed by Neuvy and Holts, but Holts wanted to be John Carlson #74 pic.twitter.com/552fURKzSD
— Sydney (@StanleyCup2018) December 25, 2013
Goalie tandem hat!
@russianmachine My Girlfriend got me this Drawing Framed Pic. Go Caps pic.twitter.com/vD2t8qU9ZK
— Zack Ovechkin (@ZackAttack2828) December 25, 2013
Beautiful.
https://twitter.com/Unclelink/status/415719991724343296
Gotta get em started young I guess.
@russianmachine this was a pretty awesome surprise 🙂 pic.twitter.com/W08fgIoVzS
— Paul (@paulmiklovic) December 25, 2013
Bonus points for emoji.
@russianmachine Kids opening gifts on Christmas morning be like: pic.twitter.com/pYBJVjb7y5
— Kota (@BadKidKota) December 25, 2013
@russianmachine Observe stuffed animal Ovi perched atop his new BFF, a ferret beanie baby #rmnbxmaspresents pic.twitter.com/TqqPPwnitt
— Ian Oland (@ianoland) December 25, 2013
https://twitter.com/tRYANosaurusrex/status/415729230409105408
GNOME MOAR!
@russianmachine and hers, Genoway, all for a good cause! Merry Christmas pic.twitter.com/AgQaPNiEQ9
— Tripp McHenry (@grindline97) December 25, 2013
@russianmachine Oh yes! Good stuff. #Caps #Ovechkin pic.twitter.com/cwVcVoKNSY
— JAGE93 (@JakeEtt) December 25, 2013
Nice spread.
@russianmachine Best present..tickets for my first ever NHL game! #gocaps #merrychristmas pic.twitter.com/rhf0evhq1P
— Sherry Angstadt (@saangstadt) December 25, 2013
Enjoy it, Sherry.
https://twitter.com/mollyethomas/status/415813743072018432
Adorable.
@russianmachine I got a nice blast from the past pic.twitter.com/KCPb0eEqek
— Guð er dauður og hann hefur bölvað okkur með lífið (@SirCleft) December 25, 2013
Retro.
@russianmachine thanks for the shirt! #Caps #Deadguins pic.twitter.com/z89dZPmhdm
— Vinnie 🅿️ (@vinnie_vici) December 25, 2013
Thank you for buying it, Vin!
Santa brought me @tom_wilso via @russianmachine !! #hesonly19 #hesonly19 #hesonly19 pic.twitter.com/yevioqiKVu
— Mindy Mumaw (@MamaMindall) December 25, 2013
Did you know he’s only 19?
https://twitter.com/jesstaleff/status/415836372369702912
Magic.
@russianmachine @JRandalWard42 got my Christmas present #freewardo pic.twitter.com/dmeORuA6vM
— rupaul atreides (@jonah_hoff) December 25, 2013
Haha. People actually wear this in public. <3 Wardo.
https://twitter.com/MickeyQuinn13/status/415840120990740480
https://twitter.com/ellenmule/status/415845029312483328
Ted should send you a thank-you note.
@russianmachine new Carly jersey, vintage sweater #boom #merrycapsmas pic.twitter.com/ZqyJdsvAUd
— Playoff Billy (@M_Bill73) December 25, 2013
Cool.
@russianmachine best. Xmas gift. Ever. Wilson jersey pic.twitter.com/YSdFHe04Yt
— keithashdown (@kashdown) December 25, 2013
Wilson seems to be the breakout star of the gift-giving season.
https://twitter.com/THEAnderson51/status/415847361097637888
Hahahahahaahhahahaahahah.
https://twitter.com/OllieJHampson/status/415847514706051072
Cheers, mate. Crash the net, izzit?
https://twitter.com/Sarah_Cole52/status/415847527750316032
Your sports beverage deal is COVERED for the year.
https://twitter.com/charsof/status/415847592455847936
Okay, but what’s his Fenwick Close?
@russianmachine The Troyster in full Movember bloom! pic.twitter.com/FltXMpI8I4
— Dharma Bum (@fenian2153) December 25, 2013
Mo’.
@russianmachine pic.twitter.com/vAKlxcQSeu
— Andrew Gillis (@Andrew_Gillis70) December 25, 2013
Holts getting some love. Good. Wear this shirt in our FB comments, please?
https://twitter.com/capitalsbeauty/status/415849096541663232
FINALLY. I’ve been waiting for the dog calendar.
https://twitter.com/Glanville4/status/415849167450152960
Good son.
@russianmachine tix to see the Caps on Jan 2. pic.twitter.com/A393KW76A9
— Andrew Wilson (@awilson04) December 25, 2013
Have a blast!
@russianmachine to give me a hard time, my cousins did this to my caps stocking… pic.twitter.com/E5VjNZg8YO
— Adam Stringham (@Stringhama) December 25, 2013
I am very upset by this.
https://twitter.com/beachbummin77/status/415849763217887233
Okay, I’m better now.
https://twitter.com/lorabak/status/415849873804898304
Sad.
https://twitter.com/Caps819/status/415850687256616960
Stay toasty.
https://twitter.com/pezell_hockey/status/415850929200840704
Maybe the best present yet?
https://twitter.com/TOMpoolery/status/415851341811294208
Awwwwwww!
@russianmachine Capitals & Hockey charms!! (And a girly open heart one) pic.twitter.com/LK5969n733
— Kim Peacock (@AdsPrincess08) December 25, 2013
Very cool.
https://twitter.com/jessiemartin/status/415851514411114496
Black ice)))))
https://twitter.com/auntnell28/status/415852448130277376
Leksy getting some love.
https://twitter.com/SecEight/status/415853255110164480
Stylish. Subtle.
@russianmachine slapshot bag pic.twitter.com/ecqpUfrG9M
— Patrick Seaman (@pseaman3) December 25, 2013
That’s funny.
https://twitter.com/mklock7/status/415854255388782592
LOVE the framed Brouwer photo.
https://twitter.com/Maggles330/status/415854362175754240
Wilson, again.
@washcaps are a huge part of this household @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/w9uxvoYHFY
— Rachel O'Brien (@rmobrien21) December 25, 2013
Dog Calendar, Part II!
https://twitter.com/roe_your_boatz/status/415859203174301696
Right on.
@russianmachine here's to hoping this new Caps jacket brings more SOGs and better puck possession in 2014 pic.twitter.com/CBDP6ZTo4q
— Matt Giragosian (@MGiragosianDC) December 25, 2013
Moar SOGs!
https://twitter.com/martina09/status/415859685506707456
Goal light is crucial.
@russianmachine caps tickets!! pic.twitter.com/LFI4j8uvJV
— hockey szn da’rrell 🐛 (@_derna) December 25, 2013
Big game.
@russianmachine My dog modeling my new Nicky shirt. pic.twitter.com/48T5hoOwtJ
— tarabelle111 (@tarabelle111) December 25, 2013
Nice pup.
https://twitter.com/PrincipalVetter/status/415861975126908929
…is Ovi wearing an Angry Birds shirt?
https://twitter.com/RealTFIII/status/415862222368169985
Never don’t leave the house without it.
https://twitter.com/Glanville4/status/415865493384220672
Nice. I see we’re not rocking the white balance on this photo.
@russianmachine a Capital Christmas for the Paterson girls! pic.twitter.com/xg8JWlFv4g
— James T Paterson (@jtpaterson) December 25, 2013
The next generation.
@russianmachine a Capital Christmas for the Paterson girls! (pic 2) pic.twitter.com/WBw0yQNHfH
— James T Paterson (@jtpaterson) December 25, 2013
The sequel.
Best Ovi shirt ever @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/zTtlWL9HCE
— Jim (@jimthejackass) December 25, 2013
Yes!
@russianmachine little cousin rockin the red I got for him pic.twitter.com/2RsJ1DVIGu
— Karl Edward Lowe (@karllowe98) December 25, 2013
Future Evgeny Kuznetsov fan.
https://twitter.com/jspears8/status/415866103567360000
Great seats. Tell Wes we said hey.
https://twitter.com/not_a_platypus/status/415867451570917377
Tommy boy again.
https://twitter.com/jaslucas24/status/415868120213901313
Treasure those.
@russianmachine @ianoland Ben got old skool #washcaps jersey from the #autism respite group he attends! #christmas pic.twitter.com/dVjcp0bNdi
— Simon Prickett 🇪🇺| simonprickett.dev (@simon_prickett) December 25, 2013
Growing nostalgia for those old unis.
This was a very-fitting gift from the wife this AM. #Hogs @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/Bfc0rugvG5
— Washington Commanders (@CommandersFB) December 25, 2013
Our pals at Ball Hogs Radio representing. I assume I’ll see this around Frederick soon.
https://twitter.com/TySpooner1993/status/415869362969788416
Twofer.
@russianmachine hockey bag and some old caps figures my wife found at a yard sale pic.twitter.com/UVQng8YdFe
— Rodney Smith (@RodneySmith21) December 25, 2013
Good hunting!
@russianmachine Mojo signed puck from @maggles330!! pic.twitter.com/1eTRwOZZvE
— Mike McNeill (@Cadetbaritone) December 25, 2013
Signed by my vote for Most Improved Capital 2013-14.
https://twitter.com/justmikeday/status/415871020961386497
Moar shots. On ice and off.
"Best shirt ever!" says @JamieSushii @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/DS08r1Ml3f
— Cynthia Soucie (@mamasoucie) December 25, 2013
Nothing says Christmas like impaled birds.
.@russianmachine My sister won Christmas with this gift for my brother. pic.twitter.com/8ACYIRqqbf
— jwetz (@jwetz) December 25, 2013
Hahahahaha, welp.
The @russianmachine guys will be proud of my sister for getting me this. #MerryChristmas pic.twitter.com/Ycr2UtT16Z
— Timothy Jimothy Yoshie (@tjyoshie77) December 25, 2013
Very proud.
https://twitter.com/ckmorice/status/415874934595133440
The most double-take-y shirt you can get this year.
https://twitter.com/sweetcarolion/status/415875827990269952
Unsettling.
https://twitter.com/EmilyCello/status/415877034242756608
Don’t smush your burgers.
@DakotaConduct @russianmachine Kids opening nothing but clothes and underwear on Christmas be like: pic.twitter.com/GPdA775CfE
— MARGE 🏒 (@Margefro87) December 25, 2013
@russianmachine MERRY CAPSMAS TO ME!! #HockeyHolidays pic.twitter.com/34ccMLNVPx
— Sydney (@StanleyCup2018) December 25, 2013
Best.
@russianmachine the eagle is homemade. Weighs almost 20 lbs. These are huge! pic.twitter.com/BjTpWb3JJ3
— Cory Carter (@mrpostman32383) December 25, 2013
Mondo.
@russianmachine Already fighting over the @Holts170 poster! Start em young! #capitals pic.twitter.com/L7bIV1dYZJ
— Sumer Noel (@SumerNoel) December 25, 2013
If only Oates were so enthused.
@russianmachine YAY pic.twitter.com/VoUwx21GCC
— Stacie Dae (@anglophile09) December 25, 2013
Is this a fold-out chair?
@russianmachine Got this for my sister!!! I'm so jealous…. pic.twitter.com/0syhpNl6Cu
— Sunshine Millennial🏒 (@pattyo_36) December 25, 2013
His first goal! And he hugged… Poti?
@russianmachine I got an Ovi jersey for Christmas!!))) pic.twitter.com/gdI58he0dO
— 🇮🇹🤌connor🇮🇹🤌 (@cg_410) December 25, 2013
Hart.
Merry Christmas @russianmachine Go Caps! pic.twitter.com/XVOuowLPcb
— Alyssa Price (@lysprice) December 25, 2013
Crash the net! Yay! I love that one.
@russianmachine got a @tom_wilso jersey finally! pic.twitter.com/y3IH7BbXka
— Chris Thomas (@CaM3rNcRaZY) December 25, 2013
Uh.. that says NOSLIW. Get a refund.
https://twitter.com/RealJeffMorin/status/415898151925846016
Expect a blowout.
https://twitter.com/DerKaiser_11/status/415898201737416704
These should be mandatory.
@russianmachine and this! Santa was good!!! pic.twitter.com/zwMyefoaSV
— Stacie Dae (@anglophile09) December 25, 2013
Sturdy backpack.
@russianmachine lets go caps! pic.twitter.com/HNUdhfoCpl
— iAreDani (@IAreDani) December 25, 2013
Winter Classic jersey. Great. Can’t wait for the home WC.
I got @russianmachine shirts for Christmas! My parents know me well… pic.twitter.com/HZbGub34uF
— Lauren (@LWengrovitz) December 25, 2013
YES!
https://twitter.com/geangstadt/status/415898873526484992
Caffeine and the Caps go hand in hand. For me at least.
https://twitter.com/PureSilkBrett/status/415898883097493504
Wonderful design by Rachel.
@russianmachine Caps hoodie and Ovi scarf! pic.twitter.com/ufBA2v6ODw
— Max Power (@s_ramoray) December 25, 2013
Okay, but what’s the deal with the Blue Jays?
Definitely a Caps Christmas for me!! new Grabo shirt, hoodie, pants, toque, coasters and a cuzzi! @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/6gH4vhX5ai
— Zachlo Ren (@FearThaDarkSide) December 25, 2013
Here’s hoping the Grabo shirt is valid for years to come.
https://twitter.com/iovino8/status/415899596960047104
Here at RMNB we call them matryoshka.
https://twitter.com/EmLezBeHonest/status/415899756087357440
Dog calendar, Part III!
@russianmachine Ta-Da! Goofy Caps headgear. pic.twitter.com/f0yDJO2OMS
— Puck Buddys (@PuckBuddys) December 25, 2013
Looking good, guys! <3
@russianmachine one more small gift I received… pic.twitter.com/q6m7V2tOKI
— Chris Thomas (@CaM3rNcRaZY) December 25, 2013
For the stealth fan.
https://twitter.com/sklarooroo/status/415899979488976896
Of course it counts! Hockey is for everyone!
@russianmachine Socks! pic.twitter.com/B9xpB2mUf9
— Jenn Smith Caines (@smithcaines) December 25, 2013
@russianmachine loaded up on some gear this morning pic.twitter.com/ffzGI5mVTS
— John (@Jrlanger) December 25, 2013
Yeah. You’re set.
https://twitter.com/brovechkins/status/415900383534645248
https://twitter.com/Jamie_Lynn81/status/415900396767281152
https://twitter.com/NateRathjen/status/415900505295294464
Can it automatically tweet OVI SCOAR for us?
https://twitter.com/michaeljarreaux/status/415900617450991616
Ha.
https://twitter.com/mi_Chael3/status/415901189612765184
Great.
https://twitter.com/kmoy94/status/415901362858504192
Neat concept. I do see some Comic Sans on there…
@russianmachine hockey dolls hahah pic.twitter.com/TEt4lbyDwE
— Emily Lindsey (@emlindz15) December 25, 2013
Nope. Not weird at all.
@russianmachine my new team USA sweater! pic.twitter.com/q8HOv6Kfz5
— Caps Hockey Enjoyer (@SpicyCapsfn) December 25, 2013
#murica.
https://twitter.com/MeLikeHockey8/status/415902850250977280
Slapshot pillow pet! All my dreams have come true @russianmachine pic.twitter.com/gicnU7j7ni
— alison (@macaroney3) December 25, 2013
Dream harder.
https://twitter.com/baldinger/status/415906097262628864
Excellent wife.
https://twitter.com/shutthe_puckup/status/415906795061018624
A little Brouwer Rangers action. Yes.
https://twitter.com/JimiYork/status/415907059159556096
@russianmachine Can't beat it pic.twitter.com/HipvxofEPM
— Matthew Jorgenson (@mattyjorgenson8) December 25, 2013
If they made that in snapback with mesh, I’d own 20.
https://twitter.com/shutthe_puckup/status/415907961899606016
@russianmachine would've been content with just the calendar, but my brother surprised me w/ a holtby signed photo! pic.twitter.com/jyOUb2QNOn
— Nicole Hylton (@nicoleh262) December 25, 2013
Signed Holts. I’d say Holts wins the popularity contest.
@russianmachine from the wife-game used Kovy to go with my Ovi and Semin twigs. Got it off a collector. pic.twitter.com/mdQVgbd1BG
— Deeeez (@Dez_91) December 25, 2013
So… Russians?
https://twitter.com/twinzed/status/415910992875229185
Wall candy.
https://twitter.com/DavidMoran89/status/415915012105187328
Yup.
https://twitter.com/GoonTendy/status/415917109538201600
I’ve got a similar one.
@Russianmachine whoops I forgot to attach the pic. pic.twitter.com/E3uXxeCBVU
— Owen Johnson (@OwenJohnsonsTwr) December 25, 2013
You’re an anteater!
@russianmachine white elephant winnings pic.twitter.com/WVdZD5x69V
— Puggish-Ruggish Bone (@_paranoid_droid) December 25, 2013
Please explain.
@russianmachine Got such a haul this year! Family knows what's good 🙂 pic.twitter.com/ks9TAB0q4S
— Amanda (@toasty_visage) December 25, 2013
Hahaha. Have a Happy, Heretical Holtby Christmas.
@russianmachine new Wilson and Carlson jerseys! @iwearstripes pic.twitter.com/SQSQwOR8Pl
— Rachel H (@RachLH) December 25, 2013
Perfect. We’ll wrap it up with my old roommate Gary and his lovely wife Rachel.
Please feel free to share more below. And again: happy holidays!
