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Drunk Rangers Fan is Drunk, Celebrates Meaningless Goal (Video)

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The New York Rangers scored a garbage tip-in goal with less than two minutes to go. It ruined poor Philipp Grubauer‘s shutout bid.

Emotionally, I moved on from the disappointment as soon as Comcast SportsNet cut to the crowd at Madison Square Garden, and this man specifically.

A few things:

  • He had no idea what the score was, did he?
  • Is that red-sequined Rangers hat something a person wears deliberately, or is that the sort of thing that is done to you?
  • Obnoxiously celebrating a meaningless goal in a blowout loss is odd, but then again, so is enjoying a $9 bottle of watered-down beer.
  • Is there a more annoying goal song in the history of sports than this Rangers song? DER DER DERRRRRR. DER DER DERRRRR.
  • I spy a Matt Hendricks jersey at top right. Right on, Caps fans!

The Brouwer Rangers summed it up best:

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