
On Saturday, December 21, the Hershey Bears will host the Worcester Sharks at Giant Center. That’s reason enough to get excited, but the Bears’ promotion schedule has a note next to the game: Joel Rechlicz Bobblefist Night courtesy of UGI.

The first 5,000 fans at the game will get — and I have no idea what this means– a Bobblefist. But I want it. So do you. So do at least 4998 other people probably. So, in the spirit of Wrecker himself, I will FIGHT YOU FOR ONE.
No, but seriously, what is a bobblefist?