Update: This is a fake/parody Twitter account. We’re sorry for the confusion.

I guess this is a good time for you to follow @Grabbo84 (#grabonotgrabbo). He’s a bit of a character in 140 characters. I’m just gonna delicately sidestep around the Obama reference since we all know it was Eleanor Holmes Norton was the one who made this deal happen.

Either way, here comes another product of the former Soviet Union to our fair city. Time to update the RMNB tagline!