You guys, today is August 8th (8/8) and you know what that means! It’s time to celebrate Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin and his amazing communication style on teh Twitters with our very own made-up holiday, Tweet Like Ovi Day.
To participate, jump on the social network, drink approximately 9 to 10 Red Bulls, and then recklessly abandon all grammar and punctuation rules you learned in grade school. Make sure to conclude every tweet with a hahaha and some exuberant close parenthesis )))))). You’ll also want to include the hashtag #TweetLikeOviDay in your submissions. Let’s get this ish trending.
As always, if you need some style-guide tips, follow the master himself @Ovi8 and peruse his timeline. This year, we’re also encouraging our readers to submit photos. Put on your favorite Nike t-shirts and hats, black out a tooth, and strike a pose.
We’ll be embedding our favorite tweets of the day as they happen below. Have fun.
This gon’ be so sick))))))))))
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)))))))))))))))#tweetlikeoviday
— Maria Kirilenko (@mkirilenko) August 8, 2013
#TweetLikeOviDay on 8-8 is just one day after #WhineLikeSidneyDay, 8-7. sick!! hahah)))))
— Puck Buddys (@PuckBuddys) August 7, 2013
Can t wait meet Nicky's baby hahaha sick ))))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— Michael Haas (@MHNatGeo) August 8, 2013
This muffin is so sick!!!hahaha so many chocolate chips maria!!!! ))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— Adnan (@sens_adnan) August 8, 2013
HAHA! In the hospital. This day is the sickest sick!!! )))))))))) #tweetlikeoviday
— Robert De (@capsnskins) August 8, 2013
Nats tanking((((( .. Hockey come soon ))))))) hahaha #TweetLikeOviDay
— B Smith (@bjsnva) August 8, 2013
Maybe Russia make Snowden Winter Olympic mascot since he have snow in name! hahahaha))))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— Abby The Cat (@abbythefatcat) August 8, 2013
@russianmachine today gunna b Gr8 !!! I swear Gaah! best ahahahaa ))))) Caps fans are best in NHL! What a life! #TweetLikeOviDay
— Margaret McGuire (@Margefro87) August 8, 2013
People ask me what many right parenthesis mean. Is outline of my nose and how many time broken ahahhahhaha )))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) August 8, 2013
gr8 drive!!!))) Here we go to city of brother love!!! hahaha thx #uber for ride!)))) haha #TweetLikeOviDay pic.twitter.com/0GLEFBW2fX
— Tommy Milner (@TommyMilner) August 8, 2013
we best team this year guys haha ))) #tweetlikeoviday
— Andrew Gallant (@AG_got_F8h) August 8, 2013
Go @TigerWoods !! Love watch u play!! Win PGA tournament!!!! Hahahaha :))))) #tweetlikeOviDay
— Chris Heavenor (@tommytoedrag) August 8, 2013
Gr8 dayyyyyy (((((((((in pittsburgh))))))) to be a caps fannnnnn hahahahahahaha #tweetlikeoviday #caps
— Krista (@KFrye21) August 8, 2013
hey coach its me ovi from hockey maybe u gona come over play fifa????gona be sick time!!!!!!hahahah))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— steph (@carrotbazooka) August 8, 2013
Nachos for lunch!!!!!! hahahahah Best)))))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— Allison Adam (@AZCapsFan) August 8, 2013
Hockey come soon! This nap is sick!!! Love #caps all time! hahahahahahaha )))))))) #TweetLikeOviDay pic.twitter.com/Bn1zzW5e8x
— Ovie the Bulldog (@OvietheBulldog) August 8, 2013
Hahaha I so sick at hockey!!!! Hahahaha)))))) #tweetlikeoviday
— Jacob Combs (@jacobcombs28) August 8, 2013
25 years ago Wayne Gretzky was traded to the Kings. Hockey fans said u joke no way!!! Hahahahhahah )))) Kings! LA! Hahaha #TweetLikeOviDay
— david abrutyn (@davidabrutyn) August 8, 2013
HAHAHAHAHA #TweetLikeOviDay pic.twitter.com/0eiDrGrvwp
— Mike Obrand (@HabsLaughs) August 8, 2013
#TweetLikeOviDay Crosby good, but my girlfriend is pretty. I win. @ovi8 @mkirilenko pic.twitter.com/GHdT05W4KB
— David McMahan (@CheapSeatBlog) August 8, 2013
mcdonalds serve breakfast after midnight? so sick hahahahhahahahah )))))))))))))))) #TweetLikeOviDay
— nick (@nickkkkkp) August 8, 2013
My dog))))) hahahah best!!!)) #TweetLikeOviDay pic.twitter.com/2cmPg0jdsl
— jess (@jessiemartin) August 8, 2013
Cant wait 4 hockey season)))))))))))))))))))))))) gonna b gr8 time hahahahah #TweetLikeOviDay
— Josh Romrell (@2112Josh) August 8, 2013
— Andy Wallace (@AWallace39) August 8, 2013
haha r show 2nitght at @uhalldc wit Strang Tak Lil Daylite Jacwob COIN gon b sick!!!!! gr8 ))))))))) #tweetlikeoviday @neongoldrecords
— All Things Go (@AllThingsGo) August 8, 2013
#tweetlikeOviday getting my haircut, going to be a gr8 one. haha))))
— Adam Berner (@i_bern_em) August 8, 2013
.@russianmachine shirt at Otakon. hahaha best!!!!))))) #tweetlikeoviday pic.twitter.com/78dEjphYJ2
— Rachel L. Cohen (@kat326) August 8, 2013
And this is a good one to end on.
Did someone say it's teeth like Ovi day?!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha)))))))))))!!! #tweetlikeoviday pic.twitter.com/NRRAdntnYa
— Nathaniel Vitan (@nvitan) August 9, 2013
Thanks for participating this year, everybody.
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