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This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins' first visit to…
GIF by forsse90. We almost broke the internets when we published video of Caps first-round pick Filip Forsberg dancing to PSY's "Gangnam…
Sad news, you guys. Nicklas Backstrom has decided to change his Dynamo Moscow jersey number to 69. Magnus Nystrom of expressen.se, first…
g>Nicklas Backstrom scored his first KHL goal. Utilizing the shaft of his stick, Backstrom deflected a waist-high shot into the back of…
Paralyzed high-school hockey player Jack Jablonski drops the puck for a ceremonial faceoff between Parise and Hendricks. (Photo via Defending the Blueline)…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru With leading scorer Alex Ovechkin out sick with bronchitis, Dynamo Moscow needed someone to pick up the slack against…
"No hand shakes. My germs would kill normal man." (Photo credit: dynamo.ru) Alex Ovechkin sat out Dynamo Moscow's home game on Monday…
With Hurricane Sandy fast approaching, Clyde Caplan of the indispensable photo site Clydeorama had a simple question for Siri: how bad is this frigging hurricane going…
After Alex Ovechkin warmed up before his game against Alex Semin and Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod on Wednesday, arena worker Natalya Pakhomova brought over…
hahahahaha)))make party in moscow!!!! (Photo credit: kelo.ru) Last season, The Washington Post published a 4,000 word feature titled, "What's Wrong With Alex…
When George McPhee selected Tom Wilson at #16 in this past year's draft, the Washington Capitals GM said he was enamored with…
"Hey! They spelled my name wrong! What gives!" (Photo credit: hctorpedo.ru) When Nicklas Backstrom made his debut for Dynamo Moscow Monday, he…
Photo credit: Pavel Lysenkov For more than half of my life, October has signaled the beginning of two things: the NHL regular…
Brooks Laich has played just nine games for the Kloten Flyers, but he's already becoming a fan favorite. In the Flyers most recent…
Photo credit: dynamo.ru On Monday Nicklas Backstrom, sporting his new #99 jersey, made his debut for Dynamo Moscow and returned to a…
"Only my buddy Nicky can wear #99!" (Photo credit: khl.ru) While Alex Ovechkin is one of the game's most feared scorers, he's…
On Saturday, Filip Forsberg's Leksands Idrottsförening delivered its biggest beatdown of the season defeating the Malmö Redhawks 6-0. Forsberg, who has been…
Before leaving for Europe, Brooks Laich had some harsh words for Gary Bettman. But in his bio picture for the Kloten Flyers…
During Alex Ovechkin's storied NHL career, he's broken sticks, goal cameras, and faces. He's also broken the glass with a hit more…
Photo credit: atlant-mo.ru Let's start with a disclosure: we aren't actively covering the lockout. Financial negotiations (and their public face) are all…
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