Moscow Subway Struck by Suicide Bombers
We woke up this morning to news of suicide bombing on the Moscow metro. During rush hour today, the Lubyanka and Park…
Taylor P’s Washington Capitals Colored Pencil Masterpieces
We here at RMNB are creative. Peter Hassett is an incredibly gifted musician (here's one of my favorite songs), Fedor stays up…
First period choke. Flames beat Caps 5-3.
In my foosball house rules, this goal doesn't count. (AP Photo/Nick Wass) Two things tend to bug the Caps: early games and…
Muscle Milk’s Mike Green Autograph Signing in Columbia, MD
The last thing I heard as I was leaving my girlfriend's apartment today was: "You owe me big time, tomorrow." Why? Because…
Captain America Scores! Canes Beat Caps 3-2 (SO).
Sorry, we thought the photo should be extra big tonight. The Washington Capitals took too long to suit up for tonight's appointment…
Washington Post White House Correspondent Scott Wilson to RMNB: “The Capitals’ Success Will Determine” If The President Attends a Game Or Not.
Two weeks have passed since Russian Machine Never Breaks implored President Obama to attend a Caps game and Barack The Red. To…
I Love This Team! Caps Beat Pens 4-3 (SO).
Wow. Before we begin, I need a cup of apple juice and a good cry. Okay. Better now. The debate prefacing tonight's…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Laich Will Miss a Few Games
In just a few hours, the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins will face off for the second-t0-last time ever before the playoffs…
Brooks Laich Struck in the Eye at Practice
From Tarik El-Bashir: Brooks Laich just came off the ice after getting struck near his left eye. He was in a lot…
How Soon Can the Capitals Clinch the Presidents’ Trophy?
Biostatistician and devoutly "warped" Caps fan, Stevie K, is gifted with numbers in a way that I am not. Whereas my girlfriend…
Ovie’s Back! Caps Beat Bolts 3-1!
Some of the Caps' best games this season have been against the Tampa Bay Lightning, and tonight was no exception. Marking Captain…
Tatiana Ovechkina: Time and Wins Heal All
Above Tatiana Ovechkina (left) sits with her son Alex (middle) many years ago. Today, March 19th, is Tatiana Ovechkina's 60th birthday. In…
Corvo Goes For Two and Blows It: Canes Snap Caps 4-3 (OT)
I know that photo isn't from our game, but it's too cool to pass up. (Photo credit Bruce Bennett/Getty Images) Ian "Bloglethorpe"…
Ack! Something is Eating Craig Laughlin’s Head!
Thanks to mathemagician Neil Greenberg for the photo. Keep reading RMNB for all your completely inane marginally hockey-related prattle.
POTUS Makes His B-ball Brackets, Caps Feel Unloved
While the Washington Capitals continue their fight for the Presidents' Trophy, the President busies himself with making his brackets on ESPN's SportsCenter…
Ca$h and Home Ice: The Quest For The Presidents’ Trophy
With only 12 games to go the Washington Capitals are within striking distance of another franchise first: The Presidents' Trophy. Along with…
Capitals Rough Up Florida 7-3. Laich Nets Two Goals In Win.
I'll be honest, I've never been more bored by a drubbing than tonight's 7-3 Caps victory over the Florida Panthers. Maybe it…
Alex Ovechkin Suspended For Two Games …And Why Not?
The world is not fair. Our man, Tarik El-Bashir, broke the news a few minutes ago: Ovechkin has been suspended two games…
Caps Stun Blackhawks in OT, Overcome 3 Goal Deficit & Ovechkin Ejection. No One In DC Surprised.
At around 2:00pm, after Alex Ovechkin was tossed and Chicago was starting the third period with a 3-0 lead, I got a…
Dmitri Orlov: I Always Like To Go On Attack
Much like in the NHL, the KHL has farm teams. And since Metallurg Novokuznetsk failed to make the KHL Playoffs, the team…
