Gnarly Varly Returns. Caps Take Commanding 3-1 Series Lead.
Tonight, the Montreal Canadiens needed to respond. After being taken to the woodshed Monday night, it was time for the Habs to…
Tonight, the Montreal Canadiens needed to respond. After being taken to the woodshed Monday night, it was time for the Habs to…
For those of you who missed it, here's how Craig Laughlin punctuated the end of his awesome telestrating during the second intermission.…
Puck drop imminent, and it's time to check in with our scraggly soldiers. But first, tell me if this has happened to…
[UPDATED YET AGAIN] [UPDATED BELOW] Our favorite beat reporters, Tarik El-Bashier (The Washington Post) and Corey Masisak (hired gun), are on the…
For the three of you who follow Minor League Russian Hockey, you're already aware that Caps Defensive Prospect Dmitri Orlov has led…
Tonight's exhilarating win in Montreal was marred by some nonsense. A small, but vocal segment of the Canadiens fan base took it…
Ovechkin hails his Canadiens fans after his second-period goal (AP Photo/The Canadian Press,Ryan Remiorz) Finally, the Washingon Capitals finish a game in…
Following Ovie's first goal, the fourth of the game, Nicklas Backstrom cradled Alex Ovechkin by the face and showed him how to…
It's game day, Caps soldiers! We're only a few minutes from puck drop, so we'll keep this quick. I've got a wedding…
Semyon Varlamov takes over for Jose Theodore (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images) In his last appearance in net, Jose Theodore allowed two…
While you're Rocking the Red at the Verizon Center during this playoff season, you might accidentally run into such esteemed ticket-holders as…
Whew! How 'bout that game last night? The Washington Capitals beat the Montreal Canadiens in a plum zinger of a hockey game.…
Everyone who follows the KHL knows that Vityaz Chekhov is the roughest team in the KHL. Former Hershey Bear Reid Simpson and…
[Ed. note - Our apologies, but tonight's game mandates celebration. We're going to cut the recap short so that we can celebrate!]…
How much did last night suck? True story: Peter and Ian had a big fight about writing the game recap. Peter was…
The time for analysis is through. This was the wrong kind of game to open the post-season especially after last year's bitter…
Caps Nation begins its parallel march to victory. Fans across D.C., Virginia, and Maryland, have shaved their last shave until summertime. Russian…
Thursday will mark the fifth time the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals face off this season. The Internets are awash with intelligent…
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
To prepare for the playoffs, we at RMNB were compelled to revamp our store. Gone are the Bruce WTF, inSEMINation & We…
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