Are the Caps sizing up Kovalchuk? Let’s hope not!
Michael Nylander has left a hole beneath the salary cap to the tune of $4 million. Nylander's awkward and only somewhat amicable…
Epic Comeback! Caps trounce Oilers 4-2
This Caps fan has tonight lost his voice from shouting at the meh-definition signal from Comcast SportsNet Plus. You can't blame me;…
Chris Clark vs. Steve Staios Fight
If some of you missed it, since nothing happened here except bear hugs and helmet punching, here is the fight between Washington…
Awesome Jeff Schultz Somehow Gets Free Pass With Own Goal
Last night on Twitter, while I was in character, a few requests were made to me after the Caps 3-2 Loss to…
T-Shirt Tuesday Wednesday – Our T-Shirt Store Grand Opening
Okay, so this post's actually a day late, but I wanted to officially invite you to the Grand Opening of our new…
Domination in Denver: Caps beat Avs 6-1
There's a Mike Green-shaped stain on the glass at Denver tonight. The Capitals' 6-1 domination over the Avalanches shouldn't be reduced to…
Michael Nylander’s $4 Million Can Buy You…
10 Major League Baseball players making the league minimum. 66,796 copies of EA Sport's NHL 2010 video game for XBox. 666,666 copies…
Exclusive: Ovechkin Sends Card To Tim Gleason Apologizing
Incredible right? We're only up for a week, and we already have an exclusive. We all know by now that Alex Ovechkin…
Nylander Loaned to Grand Rapids For Good / Caps Fans Rejoice
Per The Washington Post, Tarik El Bashir is reporting that Michael Nylander and his $4.875 Million Annual Cap Hit has finally been…
Tovarich! Caps Defeat Canes in OT 4-3 With Green Game Winner
Lesson learned: Don't split up the Ruskies. You knew the plot already. Mike Knuble's return to active play had an ill portent…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Your Daily Caps Injury Update
I hope you're sitting down, because I've got some bad news: The Caps have injuries! Unibrowed wonder Semyon Varlamov is out with…
Russian Machine’s First Post
If you’re here at this blog right now, you're here for a reason. It’s either because I managed to goad you into…
