In Space Jam Scenario, Alex Ovechkin Wants Putin On His Team

In the seminal Wayne Knight film, Space Jam (1996, directed by Michael Jackson music video director Joe Pytka and written by at least four dudes), the Looney Tunes cartoons must defend the earth from hostile aliens by winning a basketball game. Asked to pick his team, Bugs Bunny went immediately for the greatest of all time, Michael Jordan. Should the same situation occur in the realm of hockey– and you freaking know it will– Alex Ovechkin knows who he’d want on his team.
Jonathan ToewsSidney CrosbyAnze Kopitar- Vladimir Putin
Oh. Okay. Well, here we go again.
By Peter Hassett 8 years ago