Seven Penalties, One Period
This is what happens when you're in the box too much. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Backstrom (boarding), Hendricks (holding), Kundratek (delay of…
This is what happens when you're in the box too much. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) Backstrom (boarding), Hendricks (holding), Kundratek (delay of…
Ovechkin palmed a plasma globe during intermission. (Photo credit: @HockeyBroph) The Capitals have been undefeated, 3-0-0, ever since fans sacrified a rubber…
Photo credit: Scott Audette Happy Valentine's Day, hockey lovers! I hate this stupid day, but I found a good way to pass…
Brouwer Power. (Photo credit: @recordsANDradio) When Panthers center Drew Shore scored his crazy, mid-air, ricochet goal and gave Florida a 5-3 lead,…
Siiiiiiiicccckkkkkk. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) Braden Holtby has been shaky at times this season. After his excellent run in the 2012 Stanley Cup…
Photo credit: Greg Fiume Early Saturday morning, some Caps fans sacrificed toy animals in hopes of courting the hockey gods' favor. That…
Brouwer conservatively celebrating. (Photo credit: Patrick McDermott) A few weeks ago, Michael Wurman, Director of Game Entertainment and TV Production for the…
Tom Green unleashing the fury. (Photo credit: Katie Stansbery) The Caps were not the only thing missing on Tuesday night. Some fans…
[Editor's note: When Mike Knuble was let go by the Capitals over the offseason, Knuble's Knights were temporarily without a player to…
Photo credit: @WashCaps Thursday night at Verizon Center, the Washington Capitals held an open practice and offered free concessions to fans to…
John Carlson's hair at the Redskins game. (Via @DCSportsBog) At 5:45 on Sunday morning, we learned that the NHL and NHLPA had…
On November 17th, Washington Capitals first-line winger Troy Brouwer suited up for the Goals For Dreams hockey game, a charity exhibition that…
Peter said it best a few weeks ago. RMNB has zero interest in covering the actual lockout. "Financial negotiations (and their public…
Photo credit: Winslow Townson The National Hockey League and the Players Association have made progress in the last few days towards ending…
Everything has been going Capitals forward Troy Brouwer's way lately. Last month, Brouwer signed an $11 million contract extension to keep him…
[Editor's note: After the Washington Capitals extended Troy Brouwer's contract for another three years on Wednesday, Nathan Burchfiel, fearless leader of Knuble…
Photo credit: Howard Ullman Troy Brouwer did a lot of hitting this year. To be specific, he hit two hundred and forty-seven…
There were a few common themes to the Capitals' last postseason interviews, before they went their separate ways for summer. The first…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett Coming into Game Five, Troy Brouwer -- one of three players on the team to have a championship ring…
In the second period of Game 1, Braden Holtby was whistled for roughing when he shoved Bruins' forward Chris Kelly out of…
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