Trade: Steve Downie Somehow Turns Into a First-Round Pick
If we had entitled this "Steve Downie Involved in Three-Way", you never would have clicked on it, but that's exactly what happened…
If we had entitled this "Steve Downie Involved in Three-Way", you never would have clicked on it, but that's exactly what happened…
Orlov and Max Pacioretty fight for the puck. (Photo credit: Richard Wolowicz) Way back on November 23rd, Dmitry Orlov registered his first…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace Known fighter Joel Rechlicz has played 5 minutes and 25 seconds of Capitals hockey this year. In his six…
Brouwer celebrates the hatty! (Photo credit: Nick Wass) Coming into tonight's game, the Capitals had scored on five of their last 12…
Ladies and gentlemen, Karl Alzner's first NHL fight occurred tonight against everyone's favorite antagonist, Steve Downie. Alzner landed one solid right, took…
Sorry, Puck Buddys fans. The dudes skipped town last night and didn't even leave a phone number. They could be in Marrakesh raising…
Guy Boucher plots to kill 007 (Photo credit: Scott Cunningham/Getty Image) Craig Brownstein of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine. You shall follow…
Alex Semin rings iron. (Awesome photo credit: Greg Fiume) Welp. That just happened. The Washington Capitals invited the Tampa Bay Lightning for…
Get ready for 4+ games of Steve Downie, Steven Stamkos, and Dwayne Roloson - the man who shut us out twice during…
Just lie down, Schultzy. It'll all be over soon. (Photo credit: Scott Audette) In Paddy Chayesfsky's Network, seasoned newsman Howard Beale has…
Matt Hendricks beats up Steve Downie blindfolded. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) The Washington Capitals hoped the Winter Classic buzz wouldn't interfere with…
"Is it October yet?" takes a back seat to "Is it Draft Day yet?" for us Fantasy Hockey poolies. We eagerly wait…
Everyone Needs More Bradley, right? Whether Matt Bradley was scoring game winning goals, working the PK against some tough competition, staying out…
Some time after yesterday's drubbing of Canada, Russia's most excellent goalie Semyon Varlamov spoke with D. Ponomarenko and P. Lysenkov of SovSport. …
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