Ottawa Senators Pregame: Milquetoast, Some Guys Who Left, and a Ginger

Doug Johnson of PuckBuddys writes for Russian Machine. Tweet tweet.
Anyone who’s had the misfortune to spend time in Ottawa has had the quintessential Canadian city experience: clean, cultured, and quietly disappointing. All the maple doughnuts and Labatt’s in the world can’t hide the fact that Ottawa is as appealing as lap dance from Marcus Bachmann. Puzzlingly, everyone seems mostly OK with this… albeit in a polite, deferential way. Ottawantarians seem to take civic pride in their shared, outstanding blahness. Just look the Senators.
By Doug Johnson 12 years ago