Playoffs? Don’t Talk About Playoffs. Are You Kidding Me?! Playoffs?!
Here we stand. The Washington Capitals have 29 points in the standings, good for 10th place in the East. They are three…
Here we stand. The Washington Capitals have 29 points in the standings, good for 10th place in the East. They are three…
Photo credit: Rob Carr Friday's 6-0 drubbing by the Rangers was the ninth time the Capitals have been shutout this season. Washington…
Photo credit: Scott Cunningham After the Capitals' humiliating 7-0 loss to the Rangers in December, head coach Bruce Boudreau changed his defensive…
This just happened. (8:35:19 PM) Peter Hassett: we're still gonna win (8:35:21 PM) Peter Hassett: OMG (8:35:25 PM) me: "we're" (8:35:27 PM)…
It's the last day of school at Kettler Capitals Iceplex today, and there's a little bit of summer drama in the air.…
The Montreal Canadiens have made fools of us all, worshippers of a false idol, suckers swindled by snake oil salesmen. Jaroslav Halak…
I've been wracking my brain trying to figure out what to write here. How could I sum up the anxiety and uncertainty…
Game day has arrived once more, my fuzzy-faced friends. Four games have passed thus far. Some of us have been lectured by…
Puck drop imminent, and it's time to check in with our scraggly soldiers. But first, tell me if this has happened to…
Ovechkin hails his Canadiens fans after his second-period goal (AP Photo/The Canadian Press,Ryan Remiorz) Finally, the Washingon Capitals finish a game in…
Following Ovie's first goal, the fourth of the game, Nicklas Backstrom cradled Alex Ovechkin by the face and showed him how to…
It's game day, Caps soldiers! We're only a few minutes from puck drop, so we'll keep this quick. I've got a wedding…
Semyon Varlamov takes over for Jose Theodore (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images) In his last appearance in net, Jose Theodore allowed two…
Whew! How 'bout that game last night? The Washington Capitals beat the Montreal Canadiens in a plum zinger of a hockey game.…
[Ed. note - Our apologies, but tonight's game mandates celebration. We're going to cut the recap short so that we can celebrate!]…
How much did last night suck? True story: Peter and Ian had a big fight about writing the game recap. Peter was…
Caps Nation begins its parallel march to victory. Fans across D.C., Virginia, and Maryland, have shaved their last shave until summertime. Russian…
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
Via Tarik El-Bashir, Bruce Boudreau has confirmed what we all freakin' knew: Jose Theodore is our man. Jose has a .911% save…
Hot off the presses, people! SERIES A TIME (ET) #1 Washington vs. #8 Montreal Thursday, April 15, 2010 7 p.m. Montreal at…
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