T-Shirt Tuesday Part I: Yes, People Are Actually Buying Our Shirts
savvymomo5 - - @russianmachine my awsome new shirt The Russian Machine wanted to extend a heartfelt thanks to fan of the blog…
Mike Green’s Second Geico Commercial
I'm not sure if I should ask, but if you haven't gotten enough of the Geico Cavemen - and Lord Knows how…
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Caps Rap
We at the Machine love dedicated fans who make stuff. Andrew Bowser, Michael Eller, Pedro Gonzalez & Pat Wood have created this…
Capitals Fall Hard to Kings 2-1, Lose Third Straight
The Russian Machine doesn't have much to say about the Capitals 2-1 loss the Los Angeles Kings today. It was crap. In…
The Winter Classic And Mike Green’s Geico Commercial
If you were like me today, you spent your New Year's the only way you know how, by watching hockey and drinking…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Your Pregame List of Excuses in Case We Lose to the Sharks
The late start (10pm) of tonight's west-coast game may preclude any recap before today becomes tomorrow, so the boys and I decided…
Canes Whip Caps 6-3
Gah! On pixel this looked like an easy match up. The Caps, second in the NHL and well atop the Southeast, should…
Caps Stomp Devils 4-1 In A Total Team Effort
The east coast seems to have all the NHL talent these days, so when two titans like the Caps and the Devils…
A Capitals Christmas
Merry Christmas Eve from everyone here at Russian Machine Never Breaks! As our writers disperse across the state to spend time with…
Domination in Denver: Caps beat Avs 6-1
There's a Mike Green-shaped stain on the glass at Denver tonight. The Capitals' 6-1 domination over the Avalanches shouldn't be reduced to…
Tovarich! Caps Defeat Canes in OT 4-3 With Green Game Winner
Lesson learned: Don't split up the Ruskies. You knew the plot already. Mike Knuble's return to active play had an ill portent…
