Olli Jokinen & His Weird-looking Head Move to Russia The Flames
How unreliable are rumors from Russia? Way back on May 5th, journalists from Sportsdaily.ru were declaring that Olli Jokinen would sign with Dynamo Minsk of the KHL. The rumors seemed so concrete, in fact, that it inspired Peter to write a goodbye post to his favorite NHL Player. Well, just in case, he thought we should hold onto this until the deal is completed. Good thing he did, because Olli never signed. To our horror, Jokinen signed with the Calgary Flames on the first day of Free Agency and will hang on to his dreams of drinking Hawaiian Punch from the Stanley Cup for another two years. Well I still wanted to share this with the world, and with some aptly placed strikethroughs, I think the post is as good as gold. Don’t you?
Our intention for RMNB is to discuss all things hockey that fascinate the Washington Capitals fan. Today is auspicious, for there is nothing more fascinating that the physiological absurdity that is Olli Jokinen. While he is neither Russian nor a Capital, Jokinen’s pending move from the New York Rangers to the KHL’s Dynamo Minsk NHL’s Calgary Flames is a wonderful excuse for us to marvel at how weird looking he is.
Olli is a high-scoring grunt who has been trapped on middling teams during his 14 seasons in the NHL. He’s made only two short trips to the postseason, racking up impressive totals in neither. Despite his impressive points output, the Finnish centerman’s career would be less noteworthy if not for this incident with former Cap Richard Zednik. Readers, if you’re not into arterial blood spray, feel free to just skip right over this video.
By Peter Hassett 11 years ago
