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Official calls penalty from the Shadow Realm as audio gets garbled

The NHL is still working out the kinks of its broadcasts.

During the second period of Wednesday’s Caps-Canes’ exhibition, official Francis Charron skated over to the penalty box to announce a two-minute high-sticking penalty on Carl Hagelin. Except, when he announced it, Charron sounded like he was performing an exorcism.

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By Ian Oland 3 months ago

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TJ Oshie Penalized by Evil Twin Version of TJ Oshie

Midway through the first period, Capitals forward TJ Oshie took a defensive-zone penalty for holding. That’s not the story.

The story is about the man who called the penalty: Oshie’s evil twin, Nega-Osh, Darth TJ.

“Just me or does the ref who called the penalty on Oshie look like Oshie?” RMNB’s Patrick Holden said in our nerdy chatroom.

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By Ian Oland 5 years ago

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