Evgeny Kuznetsov promised Evgeni Malkin he’d shave his head if Penguins won Stanley Cup
We have important hair-related news to report. Early Monday, hours after the Pittsburgh Penguins surged into first place in the Metropolitan Division…
We have important hair-related news to report. Early Monday, hours after the Pittsburgh Penguins surged into first place in the Metropolitan Division…
In October, Matthew Barzal began his first full season with the New York Islanders as a virtual unknown. After tallying an assist…
Now these are beautiful singing faces. Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin is a world-class hockey player, but he's also a prolific musician…
Photo credit: Sport-Express When you're super-famous, I guess you get asked to do some bizarre things. Alex Ovechkin has danced to shill for…
On January 13th, the KHL will host their fifth annual All-Star game at Cheylabinsk's Traktor Sport Palace and two Washington Capitals players…
Photo credit: Sport-Express Everybody loves a triple threat. Example: Brian Austin Green. Dude can act and rap . Not only that, he can…
Ovi celebrates his goal. (Photo credit: Championat.com/Getty Images) Despite allowing the first goal, the Russians dominated the Finns for almost the whole…
[Editors note: over the next month, we'll be looking at the challenges the Capitals face, the trade deadline, and the playoff chase.…
Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait…
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