“It’s Down and Out!” Craig Laughlin’s Telestrator Takes a Mauling But Keeps on Drawing
GIFs by Ian Oland, who is looking up spandex unitards on Amazon.com right now. With a 3-1 lead at the first intermission,…
GIFs by Ian Oland, who is looking up spandex unitards on Amazon.com right now. With a 3-1 lead at the first intermission,…
Every night that Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin do the play-by-play of Caps games is a joy. Thursday night against the Florida…
During Sunday's 4-1 win over the New York Rangers, CSN's Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin put forward another #CapitalsTalk question (ugh, #lamehashtag): What's your favorite…
Megan D. and Colleen B. hold up their signs proudly. During Saturday night's Washington Capitals-Columbus Blue Jackets game, CSN cut to two…
This has nothing to do with the Backstrom play, but, you know, it's now A Thing. (GIF by welshhockeyfan) With the Washington…
Video via @recordsANDradio This doesn't come close to having our preferred team calling the game, but every little bit helps. Joe B…
Canada Day is a national holiday celebrated by our friends to the north. To get all technical and historical all up in…
Locker puts on a smile after Washington's Game 3 loss. No matter what happens to the Washington Capitals in their first round…
GIF by welshhockeyfan Washington Capitals color guy Craig Laughlin is an expert telestrator. And he knows it. That's why tonight, after he…
Without a season to cover, Caps color man Craig Laughlin has found a new outlet for his talents. Laughlin has joined the…
Alan May visits Locker in the hospital after his first hip surgery. (Photo credit: @Laughlin18) After spending a relaxing week in Waterloo,…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Not all of the people iconic to Caps hockey are the players on the ice. Joe Beninati and…
Those who follow Craig Laughlin on twitter were probably aware that the Caps announcer was going under the knife today. It's not…
Way back in the eighties when trading cards were still packaged with a stick of bubble gum, a young, bright-eyed right-wing by…
As you know, we don't think it's cool to give female hockey fans a hard time for liking the players. But it's okay…
George McPhee and Mike Knuble pose with the silver stick. (Photo credit: Mitchell Layton) With the drop of a six-ounce disc of…
Alexander Semin picks up William after giving him his game jersey. (Photo credit: Shannon family) Editor's Note: By now, you've probably heard…
SCOAR! (Photo credit: Jacquelyn Martin) After extending their season-high winning streak to six games with Wednesday's 5-0 blowout win over the Edmonton…
Photo credit: Mike Stobe With the Washington Capitals in danger of losing a second game in two nights, their flabbergasted head coach Bruce…
Last week we opened up our lines for reader questions. To be totally frank, they've been way beyond our expectations. Didn't know…
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