Cockroach Caps

Capitals playoff scenarios with 1 game left: Here are their only paths to the postseason

by Ian Oland

Apr 12, 2026

The Washington Capitals' victory over the Pittsburgh Penguins on Sunday was huge. With a regulation loss, they would have been eliminated from…

by Ian Oland

Apr 12, 2026

‘Cockroach Caps’ keep playoff hopes alive with win over Sabres: ‘It seems like we’ve got to run the table, and that’s what we’re prepared to do’

by Katie Adler

Apr 5, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC — The 2025-26 Washington Capitals aren’t dead yet. Two days after a 7-3 loss to the New Jersey Devils looked…

by Katie Adler

Apr 5, 2026

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Cockroach Caps

Capitals playoff scenarios with 1 game left: Here are their only paths to the postseason

‘Cockroach Caps’ keep playoff hopes alive with win over Sabres: ‘It seems like we’ve got to run the table, and that’s what we’re prepared to do’