The Boys Are Back in Town: Photos From the First Day of Caps Training Camp
Photo: Amanda Bowen One hundred sixty days after the Washington Capitals missed the playoffs for the first time since 2007, 66 players…
Photo: Amanda Bowen One hundred sixty days after the Washington Capitals missed the playoffs for the first time since 2007, 66 players…
Photo by the incomparable Chuck Gormley For those of you who need something optimistic to clutch onto after the first day of…
Photo: @juleshough Way back in April, Washington Capitals hunky forward Brooks Laich cut a video for TSN, explaining five things every man…
Photo: @BrooksLaich You're bummed right now. I get it. Alex Ovechkin and Maria Kirilenko have broken up, Weezer is making new music (their…
Photos by Chris Gordon Early Monday, the Washington Capitals announced that they had promoted Ross Mahoney, who has been the Caps' director…
Brooks Laich suffered a groin injury during the 2013 lockout that has changed the trajectory of his career. The former 20-goal scorer now…
Photo: Chris Gordon On Monday, the Washington Capitals held Breakdown Day at Kettler Capitals Iceplex. For two hours, Caps players filed out…
NHL plus-minus spokesman and hair model Alex Ovechkin speaks for the final time this year. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Monday was an…
This could not come at a better time. Once and future Caps forward Brooks Laich starred in a segment with Cabbie Richards of…
Julianne Hough has been busy lately. She has announced that she will be doing a dance tour around the nation with her brother…
I live in Frederick and work in Columbia, Maryland. That's a 100-mile round trip every day. When I drove home from work…
Photo: Chris Gordon The Washington Capitals have announced that Brooks Laich has undergone surgery to alleviate his ongoing groin problems. His recovery…
Yep. (Photos by Chris Gordon) Wednesday night, the Washington Capitals held their fourth annual Casino Night at the Pentagon City Sheraton. Fans…
After going 115 minutes and 43 seconds without scoring a goal, the Washington Capitals scored twice in 32 seconds. The dam had…
Before the Capitals had another one of those games against the Flyers on Wednesday night, Mike Vogel interviewed Brooks Laich following the morning…
Photo: @SuperTeddy423 On Saturday, it was reported (why is this reported?) that Julianne Hough had flown to Washington D.C. This is the…
When paparazzi photos first surfaced of Brooks Laich, the Caps' resident heartthrob, with Julianne Hough, As Seen on TV, the initial reaction…
Moar jokes from these two! Before the Washington Capitals left for Olympic break, I asked the non-Olympian players what their predictions were…
A website I never visit, Just Jared, tells me that a woman I know nothing about, Julianne Hough, is now dating Caps…
Before Saturday's game, I visited Kettler Capitals Iceplex and asked players for their Olympic picks. With the Caps sending five players to…
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