Here is our epic diss track for Game Seven, it’s so devastating
There is a noble and storied tradition of fans making mean rap songs about their preferred team's opponent. Today, on the day…
There is a noble and storied tradition of fans making mean rap songs about their preferred team's opponent. Today, on the day…
After this week's exceptionally depressing Game Seven, I was interviewed for the second time on ESPN 980's The Morning Blitz with Al Galdi to…
The rap duo Young Planet is based in Brooklyn, but Brent Ahrens, aka Cidida, grew up in Maryland. It was there and…
In advance of Game 4 tonight, I was interviewed on ESPN 980's The Morning Blitz with Al Galdi. Al and I talked…
This afternoon, I was bored in my room and listening to Spotify. Suddenly, I became curious. I wonder, I said to myself,…
Photo: Caps Outsider I asked Caps fans to submit their favorite pump-up/psych-up songs for tonight's game. What you came up with was…
Late in overtime, the Washington Capitals had a chance to end the game when the Anaheim Ducks took a too-many-men penalty. It…
Yesterday, we posted a video from Julianne Hough that showed her fiancé, Capitals forward Brooks Laich, singing an elaborate greeting. "Hello, beautiful," Laich…
So, um, this is amazing. First: some context! The Patrick family is one of the most famous families in hockey history. Lynn,…
Who are these people? This Washington Capitals team features two prominent foreign rookies: Swede Andre Burakovsky and Russian Evgeny Kuznetsov. You'd think…
Photo: clydeorama Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin scored his first goal of the preseason. It is literally exactly how you'd imagine it.…
On Monday, CRL host and beer aficionado Alan May went on Elliot in the Morning to discuss all the recent hubbub regarding…
Alex Ovechkin is the first player to hit 50 goals in five seasons in a couple decades. His powerplay goal (naturally) in…
Eight games into his NHL career (which feels absolutely appropriate), Evgeny Kuznetsov has scored the first goal of his NHL career. It…
Happy hump day, humans. I was on Ball Hogs Radio last night. I joined the dudes to revisit the mess that was…
I was a guest on the well done Break the Ice podcast on Monday night. For darn near two hours, I talked…
Ian and I got together on Tuesday night to talk about the Olympic mens "ice hockey" tournament (which starts at noon!), who…
Saturday Update: NHL scoring officials have credited Joel Ward with the goal. Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin had himself a pretty ordinary…
Photo: Marc DesRosiers The Capitals absorbed two tough losses in the past two days. Alex Ovechkin, in the middle of his longest…
Photo credit: Geoff Burke And you thought Wednesday was great. Tell me if you've heard this before. In the final minute of…
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