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    Mike Green shares photos after completing renovation of retirement home in Washington DC

    During the summer of 2017, Mike and Courtney Green bought a fixer-upper in Washingon DC.

    Thursday, a proud Mike Green announced the renovations were complete and shared stunning photos of the home.

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    By Ian Oland 6 days ago

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    Joe Thornton drops goaltender Petr Mrazek with a single punch

    Joe Thornton must still be reeling from Tom Wilson’s trash talk victory several nights ago because the 40-year-old was extra irritable during the Sharks’ game Thursday against the Carolina Hurricanes.

    During a second period fracas, Thorton sent Canes goaltender Petr Mrazek to the ice with a straight right.

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    By Ian Oland 7 days ago

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    Tobias Geisser loaned to EV Zug of Switzerland’s National League after playing in only 7 games with Hershey

    The Hershey Bears’ depth on defense has kept 2017 fourth-round pick Tobias Geisser off the ice for AHL Hershey most of the season.

    Thursday, the Capitals loaned Geisser to EV Zug of Switzerland’s National League so the big rig defenseman can continue to develop in Europe.

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    By Ian Oland 7 days ago

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    The worst gift ideas I could find on the NHL Shop

    The Official NHL Shop is currently running a bunch of sales. That’s good news if you’re looking for good gifts for your friends and loved ones, but that’s not me. I’m terrible at buying gifts, plus I’m inconsiderate, and also I’m incapable of being sincere about anything. So, instead, here are the dumbest gifts I found on the NHL store.

    You can save a lot of money on these horrible gifts that everyone will hate if you use the code NHLSAVE30 on checkout.

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    By Peter Hassett 7 days ago

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    Capitals to host annual Holiday Toy Drive on December 11

    The Washington Capitals will host their annual holiday toy drive on December 11 prior to their home game against the Boston Bruins.

    Fans who donate a new, unwrapped toy will receive a free poster of Capitals forward Carl Hagelin. The toys will be donated to children throughout the DC area.

    Donation boxes will be set up at the entrances to Capital One Arena. Fans can also make a monetary donation.

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    By Rachel Cohen 1 week ago

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    California love: numbers for the morning after

    The Washington Capitals will take your Californian back-to-back and leave with all the points. Two regulation wins in a row for the good guys, this time a 3-1 victory over the Los Angeles Kings.

    The Kings out-shot the Caps 23 to 22, but were out-attempted at five-on-five 41 to 34.

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    By Chris Cerullo 1 week ago

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    Usurped: Caps beat Kings 3-1

    The Caps next stop on their Californian adventure was Los Angeles to take on the Kings. The Kings should still be wearing purple of some sort and the fact that they don’t is a travesty. The league needs more purple.

    John Carlson stayed aflame, potting two in the first to give the Caps a lead. Blake Lizotte stuffed one home to bring the Kings into the fray. Tom Wilson empty netter.

    Caps beat Kings 3-1!

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    By Chris Cerullo 1 week ago

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    Just Alex Ovechkin casually using a blow torch on the Capitals bench

    Alex Ovechkin is becoming more and more like that crazy shop teacher you had in middle school.

    During the second period, Ovechkin pulled a blow torch out of nowhere and started fixing his wonky helmet on the bench.

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    By Ian Oland 1 week ago

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    Jakub Vrana and TJ Oshie’s burgeoning bromance includes cuddles on the bench

    The Washington Capitals are a close bunch and sometimes that means getting extra close is just a part of the job description.

    Tuesday, during the Capitals-Shark game, NBC Sports Washington captured a priceless interaction between TJ Oshie and Jakub Vrana. In included a side hug, cuddling, and a head nuzzle. It was almost if mama deer (TJ) was comforting one of its young (Baby V).

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    By Ian Oland 1 week ago

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    Injury report for Caps at Kings

    The Capitals are facing off against the LA Kings for the second game of their California road trip.

    Puck drop is at 10:00 PM, so a whole half hour earlier than last night! Woo hoo! Here is your injury report.

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    By Elyse Bailey 1 week ago

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