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    Alex Ovechkin’s 800th Career Point
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    In a season full of historic accomplishments, Alex Ovechkin had another in Boston on Saturday. The 28-year-old Washington Capitals captain became the 148th player in NHL history to score 800 career points.

    Ovechkin, who was five points away of the milestone after the Olympic break, needed only four periods and change to reach the mark.

    Ovechkin debuted for the Capitals on October 5, 2005, and is playing in his 658th NHL game.

    Point number 800 was a beautiful, unstoppable one-time power play goal. Tuuka Rask never had a chance.

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    By Ian Oland 10 years ago

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    Braden Holtby Almost Scores on Himself (GIF)
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    The Washington Capitals killed off a two-minute five-on-three Boston Bruins power play in the first period, which could have even been classified as a five-on-two advantage when Brooks Laich broke his stick. The Bruins managed seven shots on net in the first twenty minutes – three from the ever-dangerous Torey Krug – and Braden Holtby, who was tremendous, stopped them all.

    Holtby did, however, have to make one ten-bell save. On himself.

    Yes, it was the hardest save he made all period.

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    By Ian Oland 10 years ago

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    Evgeny Kuznetsov Gets Assist Against Vityaz, Traktor Jumps to East’s 8th Playoff Spot
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    Now that Washington Capitals prospect Evgeny Kuznetsov has made it clear he’s coming to DC, the only question left is when. If his KHL team, Traktor Chelyabinsk, makes the playoffs, his journey to North America will be delayed.

    On Friday morning, the picture became more clear as Traktor Chelyabinsk defeated Vityaz Chekhov, 3-2, two days after falling to defending champion Dynamo 5-3. Kuznetsov continued some great play, recording a “secondary” assist on (former Capital) Jan Bulis‘ first period goal. He also recorded two shots on goal and lost all three of his face-offs in 20:55 of ice time — most among any Traktor forward.

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    By Ian Oland 10 years ago

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    Okay, Maybe the Capitals Should Trade for Ryan Miller

    We’ve been saying that it’d be unwise for the Washington Capitals to trade for Ryan Miller. Our reasoning wasn’t complicated: whatever extra goals Miller might save could be made up for cheaper by spending that money on skaters.

    But lately I’ve been coming around. I have seen the error of my ways. I now see the appeal of trading for Miller. In fact, I think I’ve concocted the perfect transaction to make it happen.

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    By Peter Hassett 10 years ago

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    After a Rough Year, Troy Brouwer is Coming Alive
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    For most of this season, Troy Brouwer’s lack of production has been one of the biggest holes in the Capitals offense. He didn’t reach double-digit goals until the end of January. Coming into Thursday’s game, Brouwer had scored 14 goals, just eight of which at even strength. Last season, he scored 19 in a mere 47 games.

    Brouwer, however, might be coming alive as the Caps make their push for the playoffs. He has six goals in his last five games. In the first game back from the Olympic break, he beat Tim Thomas twice as the Caps edged out the Panthers. And he got it done with some Knublian grease.

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    Nicklas Backstrom Scores Goal in First Game Back After Olympics Doping Suspension (GIF)
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    Photo: Robert Mayer

    This has been the worst week of Nicklas Backstrom‘s professional career. After being one of Sweden’s best players in the Sochi Olympics, Backstrom was suspended from the gold-medal game due to a high level of pseudoephedrine in his urine. Sweden lost 3-0. Backstrom flew home without a medal to face the media during a press conference that got kind of uncomfortable at times.

    Here’s a good way to put that mess in the past: score a goal in your first game back.

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    Alex Ovechkin Nabs Three Points, Scores Game Winner Against Panthers in First Game Back from Olympics
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    Photo: Robert Mayer

    In his first game back since the crushing disappointment of Sochi, Alex Ovechkin did what Alex Ovechkin does, scoring the game-winning goal in a crazy, 5-4 bonanza against the Florida Panthers.

    He also got two assists. Three-point night for the Great Eight. Deal with it.

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    By Ian Oland 10 years ago

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    The Mike Green vs Tim Thomas Breakaway: What the Actual Hell (GIF)
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    The Florida Panthers had erased two two-goal leads on Monday night, but the Capitals had a chance to finish them off late in the third.

    Exiting the penalty box, Mike Green was set on a one-on-zero breakaway. As he neared the paint, Florida goalie Tim Thomas fell– opening up the net for a layup game-winner with deadly casualness.

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    The Most Dangerous Lead in Oh Just Shut Up: Caps beat Panthers 5-4
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    Photo: J Pat Carter

    I forget how to recap. I don’t know what the numbers on the back of the jerseys mean, and all the players look giants playing on a snack-size rink. I forgot how to get to all the stats reports. Everything looks weird to me. I’m gonna do my best, but go easy on me.

    The Washington Capitals returned from their Olympic break down in sunny Sunrise, Florida. The Panthers, mainstays of the league’s bottom-5, were supposed to be the right team to face in this first game back. The Caps pulled out an early lead, promptly blew it (as they do), and then got another one, then blew that one.

    Here’s how it went.

    Troy Brouwer stuck first, owning a scramble in the slot to record a power play goal. Brooks Laich followed up, finishing off a nifty pass from Alex Ovechkin to make it 2-0. Hey, look at that: a two-goal lead. Sweet. Everybody relax.

    Then Tomas Fleischmann caught a pass Jesse Winchester to make it 1-0 and Brad Boyes scored from the slot early in the second to tie it up. Two-goal lead, we hardly knew ye.

    Nick Backstrom scored later in the second period, a layup that even a total allergy-med junkie could have hit. Troy Brouwer got his second PPG of the night, winning another fight in the paint off of Alex Ovechkin’s rebound.

    A powerplay goal by Jimmy Hayes and a clustereff clean-up by Brad Boyes midway through the third made it a tie-game– erasing the Caps’ second two-goal lead. Mike Green blew the best breakaway chance ever, but Captain Alex Ovechin scored the game-winner, his 41st, on the very next shift.

    Caps beat Panthers 5-4! Oh hurrah. They beat the Panthers.

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    By Peter Hassett 10 years ago

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    “You’ve Got Mail” and Cotton Candy on CSN Washington’s Caps-Panthers Broadcast
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    Seems like we’re not the only ones getting the kinks out after nineteen days off. In addition to the Caps blowing a two-goal lead to the Florida Panthers, CSN Washington’s broadcast was not exactly error free either.

    First, the low camera angle caught a cotton candy guy selling his wares in the foreground instead of, ya know, hockey. And then, just a moment later, this.

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    By Ian Oland 10 years ago

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