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    Ovechkin, Semin and Varlamov End Year With Devastating Loss In World Championships Gold Medal Game To Czech Republic
    Ovechkin Checks Fedorov
    Alex Semin cries after receiving his silver medal.

    Alex Semin cries after receiving his silver medal.

    Today, Russia’s 27 game World Championships winning streak came to a devastating end in a post-olympic rematch against Jaromir Jagr’s Czech Republic team. And much like the match in the Olympics earlier in the year, the pivotal play of today’s World Championships gold medal game was a huge Alex Ovechkin hit. But this time, it was the Russian Machine accidentally laying out and injuring one of his own teammates, Sergei Fedorov (above), which led to Tomas Rolinek’s game winning goal in the second period. Riding stellar goaltending from Tomas Vokoun and an incredible team defense, the Czechs took a 2 goal lead into the third period that they would never relinquish. Our beloved Ruskies fall to the Czech Republic 2-1. Silver has never tasted so bitter.

    Like one would expect, the Russians came out and played with fire. But much like the Canadiens/Capitals series, most of Russia’s chances came from the perimeter. And the Czechs waited and pounced on any mistakes Russia made. A sense of real urgency only revealed itself towards the end of the third period. And by then it was too late for Russia.

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    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    Boyd Kane Sends The Hershey Bears To The Calder Cup Finals!
    Boyd Kane scores the OT Game Winner and sends the Bears to the Calder Cup Finals for the fourth time in five years.
    Boyd Kane gets mobbed by his teammates after scoring the GWG in OT. (Photos by Kyle M.)

    Boyd Kane gets mobbed by his teammates after scoring the GWG in OT. (Photos by Kyle M.)

    In front of their hometown fans in tonight’s game six, Hershey showed up to play, holding a huge edge in puck-possession time. But, as head coach Mark French would later say, the Bears’ effort those first 40 minutes was “misdirected.”  Manchester had a 24-13 shot advantage, and the Bears only managed 4 shots on goal in the first. Despite owning the puck much less, the Monarchs took what seemed like an insurmountable 2-0 lead heading into the third period.

    Like they have all year, the Bears came back harder in the third and won their 7th overtime game of the playoffs (an AHL record). The Chocolate and White now advance to the Calder Cup Finals for the fourth time in five years and will face the winner of the Hamilton Bulldogs (MON)/Texas Stars (DAL) series! WOOOOOOOOOO!!

    You know what? It’s been too long. Let’s play the bullets:

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    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    Photos From Game 6’s Warm-Ups: Hershey vs. Manchester

    Tonight the Hershey Bears will look to advance to the Calder Cup Finals for the fourth time in five years if they can outlast the Manchester Monarchs in Game 6 at Giant Center. Below are some photos from pregame warm-ups via our Hershey correspondent Kyle M. You can hear the game called live by John Walton here:

    Neuvy’s got his game face on
    Neuvy Gameface on

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    Semyon Varlamov: Downie “Justifies His Surname”

    Some time after yesterday’s drubbing of Canada, Russia’s most excellent goalie Semyon Varlamov spoke with D. Ponomarenko and P. Lysenkov of SovSport.   Together they discussed exactly how dirty that game got and any cognitive impairments that Steve Downie may or may not have.

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    Russia vs. Canada The Videos: Brooks Laich’s Check On Alex Ovechkin Starts a Melee; Sergei Fedorov Fights Steve Downie

    For those who missed Thursday’s Russia/Canada game at the World Championships, here’s two videos of major interest via our great friend Dmitry who some of you may know as R17a on twitter:

    The Brooks Laich Bodycheck on Alex Ovechkin That Started a Brawl

    Sergei Fedorov’s Second Career Fight Against Steve Downie

    God, I hate Downie.


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    Russia Defeats Canada 5-2 in a Penalty Parade
    Semyon Varlamov stops Brooks Laich on a shot attempt. Russia vs Canada World Championships.
    Alex Ovechkin is separated by an official from going after Brooks Laich while Steve Downie whisphers sweet nothings into his ear.

    Alex Ovechkin is separated by an official from going after Brooks Laich while Steve Downie whisphers sweet nothings in his ear.

    Well, it wasn’t exactly a rematch of the Olympics, but Canada’s defeat at the hands of the Russians might salve some of the wounds from February.  In a 5-2 thrashing, some of the Russian Olympic team beat some of the Canadian Olympic team, and it only took 78 penalty minutes to happen!

    Today’s game was noteworthy in that Brooks “Lugnut” Laich opposed a ton of his current and former Capitals teammates (Ovechkin, Semin, Fedorov, Kozlov, Varlamov, Rasputin, Zhivago) and didn’t evaporate any friendships in the process.  Aside from one tense scrum and a blocked wrister from Varlamov, the friendly rivalry was not a factor in the game.  What did matter was the steady drip of penalties leaking from the referee’s whistles.  Across twenty seven penalties, the officials dealt out 78 minutes of penalty time (30 for Russia, 48 for Canada).  If this wasn’t the most litigated pro hockey game you’ve seen in a while, I do not want to see your hockey games.

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    By Peter Hassett 11 years ago

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    Backstrom: Swedish for “Shöw Me The Möney”
    nicklas-backstrom

    When the Twitterverse found out that the Caps would make a “significant player announcement”, speculation ran wild:

    • Will Brooks Laich retire and become a NASCAR Inside Front Tire Changer?
    • Will Samantha Casey become a Red Rocker?
    • Will Slapshot become the new sponsor for Muscle Milk?

    The answer was revealed today: Nicklas Backstrom has signed a 10-year/$67 million contract extension with the Washington Capitals. I know what you are thinking: “That’s a lot of IKEA furniture!”  However, Backstrom was due to become a restricted free agent July 1st, but now my unborn children may have an opportunity to see a Backstrom-to-Ovechkin goal.

    A new question presents itself:  Is Backstrom one of the biggest bargains in the NHL, or will he be a cap buster for years to come?

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    Samantha Casey is 2nd Runner Up for Miss USA

    Proof that Miss Virginia is one of us.

    Proof that Miss Virginia is one of us.

    After making it into the Top 10, Miss Virginia Samantha Casey talks not about her humanitarian work, but HOCKEY!

    It’s bittersweet, but we congratulate Miss Virginia USA and renowned Caps fan, Samantha Casey, for winning 2nd runner up in the Miss USA pageant tonight.  Samantha had all the beauty, intelligence, and poise one expects from a champion.  We Caps fans consider ourselves lucky to count her in our ranks.

    (In the not-at-all unlikely case that Miss USA cannot perform her duties, the first runner up takes the crown, and Samantha will advance to Vice Miss USA.  And then comes coup d’état.)

    Caps fans, please voice your congratulations for Sam in the comments below.  Let her know how proud we are of her.  While you’re at it, check out Love 146, the group Samantha helps to raise awareness for child sex trafficking.

    And if you know of any other Caps fans are doing incredible stuff, like winning a Nobel prize or winning the Tour de France, let us know.  We’re here to support the fan community, and also we’re desperate for content.


    By Peter Hassett 11 years ago

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    Capitals To Make Significant Player Announcement Monday

    Per Nate Ewell:

    MEDIA ADVISORY

    Capitals to Make Significant Announcement Monday, May 17, at 10:30 a.m.

    ARLINGTON, Va. – The Washington Capitals will make a significant player-related announcement on Monday, May 17, at 10:30 a.m. at Kettler Capitals Iceplex in Arlington, Va. Media are invited to attend the announcement, which will be held in the team’s locker room at the practice facility.

    WHAT: Washington Capitals significant player-related announcement

    WHEN: Monday, May 17, at 10:30 a.m.

    WHERE: Kettler Capitals Iceplex
    Capitals locker room
    627 N. Glebe Rd., Suite 850
    Arlington, VA 22031

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    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    RMNB Endorses Miss Virginia In Her Quest For Trump’s Crown

    Sunday night, we hope that all of you will join us in watching the Miss USA pageant live on NBC at 7pm and root hard for friend of the blog & ravenous Caps supporter, Samantha Casey. (Yes, we’ll be tweeting during it and yes, at times it should be hilarious, such as the confounding panel of celebrity judges which contains the likes of Paula Deen, Carmello Anthony and Johnny Weir. Well, at least my mom digs 2 of those 3.)

    So which lovely lady will you be trying to pick out on the Las Vegas stage? Umm, this one:

    Samantha Casey - Miss Virginia USA 2010 - models our Russian Machine T-Shirt before the Miss USA Pageant!

    A good luck charm? Samantha Casey models our shirt in the dressing room before the Miss USA pageant.

    OMG AWESOME!! Well since Sam left two weeks ago to get ready for the pageant, she’s managed to take some extremely gorgeous photos, stir up some controversy, mingle with a few celebrities and grab a very favorable 16 to 1 odds of winning the whole damn thing. And since like every other Caps Blog, we’re struggling for material, we’ll tell show you more!

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    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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