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    It’s The Penalty Kill, Stupid
    Will the Caps be able to overcome their PK woes in the playoffs? (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

    Will the Caps be able to overcome their PK woes in the playoffs? (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

    [Ed Note: With Peter galavanting in the middle of California for a wedding and Ian scrambling to keep up with all of the Barack The Red happenings, we’re not going to have a gamer tonight covering the Lightning’s 3-2 victory. Who wants to read more about that anyways? Not I. So tonight, we bring you something that has become a growing concern for the crew here at RMNB: the Capitals below average Penalty Kill. Will this do them in when the games really matter? What do you think? Read Neil’s article and let us know in the comments below.]

    To misquote Yogi Berra, “95% of hockey is half defense.” Or more precisely, 58.3% defense according to Alan Ryder.

    Now whether that is true or not remains to be seen, but what we do know is that goaltending is not the issue for the Caps going into the playoffs – it is their Penalty Killing (PK).

    If we look at the teams that won The Cup since the 1979-80 season a distinct pattern emerges:

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    The White House Responds To Barack The Red

    Seriously. Read Here.

    (via the DC Sports Bog)

    More to come later. Holy crap!@!1!!@!@!#@@#


    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    Nathan Burchfiel Presents The Barackstronaut
    Look everybody, it's the Barackstronaut

    We’ve already gotten a few outstanding entries for our Barack The Red call for Artwork. But the first entry I thought was worth sharing comes above from Nathan Burchfiel who has created The Barackstronaut. YES! LOOK AT HIM GROOVE!!

    Anyways Caps Fans, from now until the end of the regular season, if you’ve got a clever and humorous way of artistically showing Barack Obama as a Capitals Fan, please shoot it our way. We’ll put it up on our Petition Page (please join if you haven’t yet) and you’ll be entered to to win our grand prize – a free t-shirt from our store. If you place in the top 5, your work goes on the Barack The Red website. Keep the artwork coming!


    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    Will President Obama Attend a Caps Game & Barack The Red?
    A Screenshot of Barack The Red

    We keep hearing that the Capitals are the talk of D.C. sports. Going to a game is now the hip thing to do. Red sweaters haven’t surpassed power suits in prominence, but it’ll happen eventually. So what could cement Washington’s reputation as a hockey town? Well, a Stanley Cup, sure. But also, we really want President Barack Obama to rock the red!

    Russian Machine Never Breaks is proud to announce our new initiative…

    BARACK THE RED!

    Our intention is to get POTUS into the Verizon Center for a Caps game. Our mini-site is dedicated to this proposition. It is there you can find our Obama video, our open letter to the President, and much much more.

    Caps Nation, We can pull this off. Go join the Facebook group today, print off a copy of the letter and send it Barack’s way, and make some artwork. Most of all, spread the word. If we can convince the most powerful man in the world to support the most powerful team in the NHL, good things are bound to happen.

    Special thanks to Tim Montenyohl for creating the video, Peter Hassett for all the fantastic writing & the support of my friends and family. I couldn’t of done it without you.


    By Peter Hassett 11 years ago

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    Caps Beat Canes 4-3 (OT)! Two for Mike Green!
    He didn't score, but he always makes for a good photo! (Greg Fiume/NHLI via Getty Images)

    He didn't score, but he always makes for a good photo! (Greg Fiume/NHLI via Getty Images)

    For the second time in consecutive nights, the Caps allowed a 2-0 game go to overtime. Tonight’s battle with the Hurricanes found the Caps continuing to struggle with the penalty kill, but a superlative effort from Mike Green and an overtime goal from Tomas Fleischmann earned the red team the win.

    The Caps clearly have not yet returned to their pre-Olympic break heights. The top line is whiffing on the crease-cluttered opportunities they used to exploit. The penalty kill unit gave up only one goal on four chances tonight, but they’re still not operating at full capacity. The usual suspects (*Cough*Semin*Cough*) are still committing penalties and surrendering pucks with alarming frequency. Fixing these problems will be crucial not only in the post-season, but in the next few weeks to secure the President’s Trophy.

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    Stars Beat Caps 4-3 in SO. Hockey is Stupid.
    FLUSTERCLUCK

    [Ed. note- Our apologies.  Peter takes losses hard and then gets grumpy.]

    Inconsolable.

    Bah grumble grumble gah shucks snizzelfritz. Humbug dang meh ugg noooooo crap.

    After the Caps’ shootout loss to the Dallas Stars, we’re just not interested in writing a recap tonight, so instead you’re going to get a list of stupid things.

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    By Peter Hassett 11 years ago

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    RMNB Gets Ahold of NEW (totally fake) Access Cover
    Alex Ovechkin and Charissa Thompson

    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    Versus Doesn’t Think Alex Ovechkin Is Captain.
    Versus Doesn't Think Alex Ovechkin Is Captain

    Um, no. Thanks @ngreenberg!


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    Is Alex Ovechkin The Russian Destroyer?

    After seeing this video today by Loffen, we think yes. This incredibly awesome clip includes almost every hit Alex Ovechkin has given out in his entire career AND a Metallica song. What’s not to love? NOTHING. WE’LL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU. Anyways, please watch Loffen’s Masterpiece entitled: Alexander Ovechkin “THE RUSSIAN DESTROYER” above.


    By Ian Oland 11 years ago

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    Caps Shut Out Rangers 2-0! But Where’s Ovie?
    (Awesome) Photo credit: Heather Mabb

    Uh, right here? Photo credit: Heather Mabb

    Sorry for the delays, everyone. Busy night.

    The Capitals are now 40% through their longest home stint of the season, and it’s not gone too bad so far. In tonight’s game with the New York Rangers, Washington showed defensive rigor that’s been missing all year, but something was missing. Even though Eric Fehr and Eric Belanger’s goals lifted the Caps over the Rags, the “Is Party Now!” dynamics of Washington’s offense simply did not show up. At least Jose Theodore was perfect.

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    By Peter Hassett 11 years ago

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