John Erskine: 2013-14 Season Review
Old pic, but so good. (Photo: Mitchell Layton) If you're looking for ransom, Big John Erskine can tell you he doesn't have…
Old pic, but so good. (Photo: Mitchell Layton) If you're looking for ransom, Big John Erskine can tell you he doesn't have…
This pic is three years old, but I love it so I'm using it anyway. (Photo: Chris Gordon) The ol' ice cheetah,…
Photo: Chris Gordon, defaced by me Of all the new defensemen the Caps suited up the season, Connor Carrick lasted the longest. The rookie had a…
Photo: Eric Hartline The other half of Carlzner. This is the one with all the offense. And the flow. Let's talk John…
Photo: Chris Gordon Someone protect us from the wrath of the Brouwer Rangers. Today's the day we talk about their boy, Troy Brouwer,…
Today we have the privilege of discussing top-line dynamo Jay Beagle, who is a perfectly respectable player when he's not being assigned the…
The motion picture you are about to witness may startle you. It would not have been possible, otherwise, to sufficiently emphasize the…
Photo: Patrick McDermott One half of the fabled Carlzner defensive pairing, Karl Alzner was sent to shut down the Caps' toughest opponents all year. Plus:…
Photo credit: Mark Gail Capitals mascot Slapshot delivered the goods again this year, skating the flag onto the ice every home game…
Photo credit: Rob Carr What can we say about John Erskine, the forgotten man? Sometimes bad seasons happen to good people. There, you…
Photo credit: Kyle Mace at Sweetest Hockey on Earth There are some players who didn't get a chance to make an impact…
Photo credit: Chris Gordon Not all of the people iconic to Caps hockey are the players on the ice. Joe Beninati and…
Photo credit: Clydeorama If we were reviewing Dennis Wideman's season before the All-Star Break, or even in March, this would be an…
Photo credit: John Tlumacki The search for the mythical Playoffs Performer led George McPhee to get a little carried away bidding for…
Jeff Schultz has a good, strong German name with lots of consonants, which makes it very satisfying to yell. This is fortunate,…
Via carrotbazooka.tumblr.com There is no defining Alex Semin. Many men have tried and gone mad in the attempt. This season, though, Matt…
Photo credit: Mitchell Layton This year, Mathieu Perreault did a good deal to shake off the labels of streakiness and inconsistency that…
Photo credit: Bruce Bennett We could write whole essays about Alex Ovechkin's season. We could write a three-act play, we could write…
Dima meets the Caps Fan Club, freaks out. Dmitry Orlov was a surprise -- but unlike most of the surprises we had…
Photo credit: Nam Y. Hun Michal Neuvirth is the most patient goaltender in the world. He had every reason to believe that…
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